Down on the Farm/Quotes

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It's hideous, like driving through Ohio.
Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Darla: ...or you wind up back in Kokomo, Nebraska!
Danny: Uh, Indiana, Miss Dimple.

Darla: ...Whatever.
World's largest corn maze built in Nebraska. Maze is designed to be much like Nebraska in that you enter, see nothing but corn, then leave.
Fark.com, 9/6/2006

Dot: All is strange and vague.
Wakko: Are we dead? ...

Yakko: ... or is this Ohio?
Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the land He's trying to ignore.
—Anonymous