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** Especially when he tries to think about what Ginyu said to do in that situation...only for Goku to punch him again mid-flashback. Jeice then holds his face and screams "Oh, he cut off the captain!" |
** Especially when he tries to think about what Ginyu said to do in that situation...only for Goku to punch him again mid-flashback. Jeice then holds his face and screams "Oh, he cut off the captain!" |
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** Jeice can't rely on his squadmates either: |
** Jeice can't rely on his squadmates either: |
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{{quote|'''Jeice''': Alright, you bastard! Prepare to face the wrath of the Ginyu For |
{{quote|'''Jeice''': Alright, you bastard! Prepare to face the wrath of the Ginyu For''[punch]'' AHH! You goddamn wanker! You punched me right in the''[punch]'' Ah, he did it again! ''[punch]'' Ahh! Stop it! Stop it! ''[punch]'' '''PISS!!!''' Oh... what would the captain do in this situation?! |
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'''Ginyu''': Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to |
'''Ginyu''': Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to''[punch]'' |
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'''Jeice''': Oh, he cut off the captain! |
'''Jeice''': Oh, he cut off the captain! |
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'''Goku''': So, are you going to ''dodge'' any of these? |
'''Goku''': So, are you going to ''dodge'' any of these? |
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'''Jeice''': Ohhh, THAT'S what the Captain |
'''Jeice''': Ohhh, THAT'S what the Captain''[punch]'' ''BURTER! SUPPORT!!'' |
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'''Burter:''' ''[[Completely Missing the Point|Well, you've got very lovely hair, you're a beautiful shade of red, and honestly, you're the only guy I can rely on on this team.]]'' |
'''Burter:''' ''[[Completely Missing the Point|Well, you've got very lovely hair, you're a beautiful shade of red, and honestly, you're the only guy I can rely on on this team.]]'' |
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'''Jeice:''' ''I MEANT PUNCH 'IM, YA DAFT BASTARD!! AGGH!'' Oh, but thanks, you know? That really cheered me |
'''Jeice:''' ''I MEANT PUNCH 'IM, YA DAFT BASTARD!! AGGH!'' Oh, but thanks, you know? That really cheered me''[punch]'' '''"GOD, I THINK HE BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME!!"''' }} |
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** Jeice and Burter have a touching display of camaraderie, showing how good friends they are and promising to go out drinking once its all over, the music swells... and Goku one-shots Burter. |
** Jeice and Burter have a touching display of camaraderie, showing how good friends they are and promising to go out drinking once its all over, the music swells... and Goku one-shots Burter. |
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* Freeza's rant: "I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the [[Space X|Space]] [[Deep South|Boonies]] for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear ''banjos'' on the way, because everyone is inbred and [[Only Six Faces|LOOKS THE F***ING SAME!]] Not to mention I lost Dodoria ''and'' Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his {{spoiler|girlfriend}}, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!" |
* Freeza's rant: "I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the [[Space X|Space]] [[Deep South|Boonies]] for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear ''banjos'' on the way, because everyone is inbred and [[Only Six Faces|LOOKS THE F***ING SAME!]] Not to mention I lost Dodoria ''and'' Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his {{spoiler|girlfriend}}, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!" |
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