Eminem/Funny

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  • "... I'm just playin', ladies, you know I love you."
    • As seen in one of his interviews...

Person who asked: Is being Eminem hard?
Eminem: Well, my dick is hard.

    • This line from As The World Turns:

Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick / Den Den Den Den DEN DEN, Go Go Gadget Dick! / Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it / It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage

  • This little exchange in "Kim."

Kim!! KIIIIIIMMM!! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? NO you think I'm ugly!!

    • 97 Bonnie And Clyde

There goes Mommy splashing in the water!! No more fighting with Daddy, no more restraining order!!

  • In "Role Model", Eminem claiming he was the one behind the O.J. murder case.

Killed 'em both then smeared blood on the white Bronco (We did it!)

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