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{{quote|''A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."''}} |
{{quote|''A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."''}} |
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{{quote|''A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.''}} |
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{{quote|''I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.''}} |
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{{quote|''I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problems?"''}} |
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{{quote|''My ex-wife called me up and told me she needed $50,000 to remodel the house to better suit her personality. I said, "Does it have to be '''real''' gingerbread?"}} |
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