Everything's Better with Penguins/Quotes

Now lots of other penguins

Seem to do fine

In the universe of nothing but ice.

But if I could be yours,

And you could be mine,

Our cozy little world would be

Twice as nice!

I want to be your personal penguin from now on!

Dood!

—The Prinnies

Why's there so many [movies about penguins]? Because people love 'em! Awww, lookit the penguin, it's so cute! Don't you just love those little fuckers? Aren't they fucking funny?!

"Scientists believe that these penguins, these, comic, flightless, web-footed little bastards may finally, unwittingly help man to fathom the uncharted depths of the human mind."

Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.

—Linus Torvalds

"It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry."

—Joe Moore

"Aww, they're so cute! They're as if puppies and kittens could have babies!"

—Turanga Leela

"I. FUCKING. LOVE. PENGUINS."

—Crump

"Io chiamo PINGUINI!"

—Italian Spiderman

"If I die make me a penguin. I like penguins."

—Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka- The "King of Night" to Eucliwood.