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 ** Magneto also dabbled into this a bit, with his creation of the Mutates, genetically-altered mutant Mooks created when the normal-variety mutants just weren't cutting it in his [[Social Darwinist]] army.
 ** There's also the High Evolutionary (yeah) who is actually a very reasonable person, or rather would be if he stopped taking the theory of evolution and beating it into submission with a sack of rusty doorknobs in order to make his experiments work.
-* Marvel's most notable example is probably Miles Warren, aka the Jackal, an enemy of [[Spider-Man]]. He had a lot of fun cloning Peter Parkers (and Gwen Stacies). Most of the blame for the Clone Saga was his.
+** Marvel's most notable example is probably Miles Warren, aka the Jackal, an enemy of [[Spider-Man]]. He had a lot of fun cloning Peter Parkers (and Gwen Stacies). Most of the blame for the Clone Saga was his.
-** Well, him and the [[Executive Meddling|marketing department]].
+*** Well, him and the [[Executive Meddling|marketing department]].
-* Longtime [[X-Men]] villain (and once or twice hero, depending on how whacked-out the writing was that year) the High Evolutionary. Tends to turn people into animals, or animals into people, or whatever the hell the writer wants a guy with the word "evolution" in his name to do that month, but usually it's with the excuse of guiding evolution to the next step.
+** Longtime [[X-Men]] villain (and once or twice hero, depending on how whacked-out the writing was that year) the High Evolutionary. Tends to turn people into animals, or animals into people, or whatever the hell the writer wants a guy with the word "evolution" in his name to do that month, but usually it's with the excuse of guiding evolution to the next step.
+** Richard Reed [[Not Brainwashed|doesn't get infected]] in ''[[Marvel Zombies]]'', but {{spoiler|infects his entire team with the zombie interdimensional bug}}, claiming it's the best course of evolution mankind has been presented with. Being an expendable [[Crapsack World]], this is just the beginning...
+** [[Captain Mar-Vell|The Supreme Intelligence of the Kree]] has committed monstrous atrocities against his own people in order to spur their evolutionary development.
+* [[The DCU]] has its fair share, as well:
+** In [[The DCU]], there was the mad obstetrician Dr. Love who created the supervillain team Helix by experimenting on the unborn children of pregnant women under his care.
+** [[Legion of Super-Heroes (comics)|1000 years from now]], Ra's Al Ghul will plot to crash the Moon into the Earth to force humanity to [[You Fail Biology Forever|preemptively evolve]] to prevent it.
+** Bertron, the alien who created the creature Doomsday, in the [[Superman]] comics.
 * Dr Payne in the British comic book series ''[[Zenith]]'' created the second generation superhumans with the explicit intent that they replace humanity. {{spoiler|They did. After a fashion.}}
-* Bertron, the alien who created the creature Doomsday, in the [[Superman]] comics.
-* In [[The DCU]], there was the mad obstetrician Dr. Love who created the supervillain team Helix by experimenting on the unborn children of pregnant women under his care.
-* [[Legion of Super-Heroes (comics)|1000 years from now]], Ra's Al Ghul will plot to crash the Moon into the Earth to force humanity to [[You Fail Biology Forever|pre-emptively evolve]] to prevent it.
 * In tracts by [[Jack Chick]] every single believer in evolution is like this. No exceptions.
 ** Fortunately, they have a [[Kryptonite Factor]] in the form of merely hearing that [[Nuclear Physics Goof|gluons have never been seen]].
-* Richard Reed [[Not Brainwashed|doesn't get infected]] in ''[[Marvel Zombies]]'', but {{spoiler|infects his entire team with the zombie interdimensional bug}}, claiming it's the best course of evolution mankind has been presented with. Being an expendable [[Crapsack World]], this is just the beginning...
-* [[Captain Mar-Vell|The Supreme Intelligence of the Kree]] has committed monstrous atrocities against his own people in order to spur their evolutionary development.
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