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* ''[[Dr. Strangelove]]'' - Hell yes, the bomber has a chance to make it through!

* ''[[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]''

{{quote|'''Tony:''' That's the point. That's Loki's point. [[Smug Snake|He'll get all of us right at where we live. Why?]]

'''Cap:''' [[We ARE Struggling Together!|To tear us apart]].

'''Tony:''' Yeah, divide and conquer... but, he knows he has to take us out for him to win, right? [[Glory Seeker|That's what he wants! He must beat us, he must be seen doing it...]] it's kinda obvious.

'''Cap:''' Right. [[Putting on the Reich|We caught his act in Stuttgart...]]

'''Tony:''' Yeah. That's just preview... this is opening night! And, Loki, he's a full-on diva... [[It's All About Me|he wants flowers, he wants parades]], [[Not So Different|he wants a monument built to the sky]] [[Attention Whore|with his name plastered]]...

''[[Beat]] with Cap [[Fascinating Eyebrow|looking incredulously]] at [[Hypocritical Humor|Tony's choice of adjectives for Loki]]''

'''Tony:''' Son of a bitch... ( {{spoiler|he realizes Loki will use his own Stark Tower for summoning the Chitauri}}) }}

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''and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid,''

''and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to.''

''Come to think about, his name was... [[Fridge Horror|it was you]].''

''[[Oh Crap|Damn...]]'' }}

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== Videogames ==

* ''[[~~Starcraft~~]]'': "It's a zergling, Lester. A smaller type of zerg. But one of them wouldn't be out this far unless... OH SHIT!"

* ''[[StarCraft]]'': "It's a zergling, Lester. A smaller type of zerg. But one of them wouldn't be out this far unless... OH SHIT!"

* ''[[Star Control 2]]'': The Slylandro purchase a probe from the Melnorme, which would explore the galaxy, replicate itself periodically, and report back once it finds something interesting. However, in the midst of an in-depth discussion of said probes with the player, they realize that, due to an attempt to get the probes to replicate faster (by changing the priority of replication to 999, the highest setting on the dial), they have inadvertently caused their probes to attempt to procure raw materials for replication from ANYTHING they encounter, with a special priority on alien ships. This has effectively transformed their peaceful exploration fleet into a [[Horde of Alien Locusts]].

* In ''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]'', you can meet an [[Outlaw Couple]] who think that an antique machine gun makes them dangerous enough to go on a crime spree through the Strip. If the Courier sarcastically says it's the most brilliant plan he/she has ever heard, the Bonny of the duo starts gloating about how they've got it all worked out, gradually noticing all the holes in the plan until she realizes they have no idea what they're doing and hands the gun over to you.

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* ''[[The Order of the Stick]]'' [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0688.html here], with Belkar far too slow to [[Side Effects Include|read the label]] on what he consumes, and then a little too slow to realize what did he just read.

* ''[[Eerie Cuties]]'' got a beautifully done "explain, explain, ew, gross" variant when Layla tells her sister why she shouldn't be upset...

{{quote|'''Layla''': And if you look at the facts, I didn't kiss your [[Fur Against Fang|mutt]] boyfriend at all! He was possessed just then! The one I actually kissed was Blair!

(stops and makes a face)

(cut to Layla ferociously brushing her teeth)}}

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