Fandomly Steve Wars/Funny
- Absolutely any exchange between Tina and Steve back just at the start of The Battle of the Bulge. Such gems such as Steve's diet came out of this.
Tina:DON'T EAT ME. I'M NOT VERY TASTY. NOT AT ALL LIKE DELICIOUS TENDER HONEY SOY CHICKEN |
- Also this:
- Don't forget this:
Tina': STEVE STOP BEING A SELFISH POOPYFACE |
WE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. EAT VEGETABLES> STOP THIS ADDICTION. CONSIDER THIS YOUR FLESH INTERVENTION.
Steve:fLeSh iS mY fAvOrItE fOoD. mY dAiLy DiEt rEqUiReS tHeM. |
- This wonderful exchange:
Steve: LoOk LiTtLe HuMaN, iF yOu Do NoT sToP tHiS i WiLl EaT yOu NeXt. |
- Everytime someone de-anoned while being Steve
- Tina's attempt at smack talk:
YOU THINK YOU CAN INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE STEVE? |
WELL THEN...NOBODY LIKES YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M LYING. ALSO, NOBODY BELIEVES THAT THAT MUSCLE GAIN IS NATURAL. ALSO< GET A TAN.
PEOPLE THINK YOUR JUST A LAMER, UGLIER, LESS COOL VERSION OF TONY. YEAH. THATS RIGHT. I WENT THERE. |
YOU. KILL ME? GENERAL OF YOUR OFFICIAL AGAINST ARMY DUDE. I HAVE ANTI STEVE TRICKS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
- Just before the start of the Steve War: oo7dragonstar's song
Hide yo kids, |
- Emma's reaction to the appearance of Steve
MORE STEVES. |
- Accidentally exploding scones... made by England, or course!
- "OKAY, NOT TRYING TO PANIC ANYONE... TAKE YOUR INTERNETS AND IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION, RUN AND SCREAM YOUR WAY TO SEALAND."
- Talon after rescuing France
"...THOUGH I MAY NEED TIME TO RECOVER FROM RECLOTHING FRANCE. |
WHO KNEW HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS PUTTING PANTS ON SOMEONE WITH A... LARGE ROSE?
- Glassesrink's swearing
HOLY DUCK. |
- Lampshade Hanging by Tina in Battle 6
(Stands dramatically) Because that's what I do as General. Stand dramatically and recite monologues to Steve. |