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* ''[[God of War (series)|God of War]]'' |
* ''[[God of War (series)|God of War]]'' |
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** Cronos is actually described as this by Ben Croshaw. |
** Cronos is actually described as this by Ben Croshaw. |
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** Clotho also qualifies so much she actually makes Jabba the Hutt seem like Michael Phelps. Describing this… thing with words like “ugly” or “hideous” would not do it justice. It seems to be the godly embodiment of Ugliness. It’s actually a giant, bloated, obese mound of lumps that seem to be female mammaries. Few Body horrors are more |
** Clotho also qualifies so much she actually makes Jabba the Hutt seem like Michael Phelps. Describing this… thing with words like “ugly” or “hideous” would not do it justice. It seems to be the godly embodiment of Ugliness. It’s actually a giant, bloated, obese mound of lumps that seem to be female mammaries. Few Body horrors are more horrifying... |
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** Thor is [[Sarcasm Mode|lovingly]] referred to as a "fat dobber" by Mimir, and indeed: he's a violent, gluttonous brute with the waistline and sadism to match the horror stories told about him. |
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* Well, except maybe the Brood Mother from ''[[Dragon Age: Origins]]''. These thing |
* Well, except maybe the Brood Mother from ''[[Dragon Age: Origins]]''. These thing look like Clotho, but have tentacles, rotting pink flesh, and is fought in a [[Womb Level]]. Just keep reminding yourself that it is a victim of the Dark Spawn - meaning the battle is a [[Mercy Kill]] - and you might resist the urge to throw up upon seeing this obese monstrosity. |
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* Interesting case in ''[[BioShock (series)|Bioshock 2]]''. Buck Raleigh is a fat, ruthless, [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]]. However, he is the most sympathetic of the multiplayer characters. He was never interested in plasmids but started using them when {{spoiler|his wife disappeared. Almost a year later it turns out she was leading a revolt against him.}} |
* Interesting case in ''[[BioShock (series)|Bioshock 2]]''. Buck Raleigh is a fat, ruthless, [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]]. However, he is the most sympathetic of the multiplayer characters. He was never interested in plasmids but started using them when {{spoiler|his wife disappeared. Almost a year later it turns out she was leading a revolt against him.}} |
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* [[Wario Land|Wario]], though he's got [[Stout Strength|plenty of muscle]] as well. |
* [[Wario Land|Wario]], though he's got [[Stout Strength|plenty of muscle]] as well. |