Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Quotes

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Garth: Drugs?
Jeannie: Thank you, no. I'm straight.
Garth: I meant, are you in here for drugs?
Jeannie: Why are you here?
Garth: Drugs.

Economics Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.