Fetish Fuel/Haiku

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I feel arousal.
But this film is G-rated.
Cleanest porn ever.

—Dragon Quest Z

There is no sex act
Or anything sexual
still I feel horny.

I have rewinded
This part a whole bunch of times.
I'll Be in My Bunk.

It feels arosing.
Yet it wasn't supposed too.
Who cares anyway?

—Chihuahua 0

I'm innocently
Watching TV with the kids
Then Loonette's clock stretch