Fetish Retardant: Difference between revisions

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* The infamous ''[[My Immortal]]'' Harry Potter fanfic, when the genitals are referred to as "thingy" and "you-know-what".

** You-Know-What? Wouldn't that be Voldemort's penis? Fetish Retardant indeed...

** How about when Draco "puts(s) his boy's thingy in ([[Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma|her's]])"...Yeah.

** How about when Draco "puts(s) his boy's thingy in ([[Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma|her's]])"... Yeah.

* The notoriously awful [[Lord of the Rings]] fanfic ''[[Celebrian]]'' is ''loaded'' with this. Even if you're someone who would actually be [[Rule 34|turned on]] by the story's [[Squick]]y sexual content, lines like "Oh, thank you, great-king-with-balls-of-fire, king-whose-great-rod-my-mouth-yearns-for." and "Very well, cock-sucker, suck-cock." are likely to cause a [[Narm|completely different reaction]].

** A common complaint about ''Celebrian'' is not about the [[Squick]]iness of the fic of the rather [[Narm]]y dialogue choices, but that the writing and by extension the whole story is surprisingly ''[[Beige Prose|dull]]'', going on, and on, ''and on'', to a point when even the most aroused reader who would find their kink on its contents will keep scrolling just to see when the fic just ''finally ends.''

** A common complaint about ''Celebrian'' is not about the [[Squick]]iness of the fic of the rather [[Narm]]y dialogue choices, but that the writing and by extension the whole story is surprisingly ''[[Beige Prose|dull]]'', going on, and on, ''and on'', to a point when even the most aroused reader who would find their kink on its contents will keep scrolling just to see when the fic just ''[[Ending Fatigue|finally ends]].''

* One ''[[Hellsing]]'' fanfic (title unknown) was pretty good up until the point where Integral started wondering about Alucard's "one-eyed trouser snake". [[Narm]] in itself, ''and'' completely [[Out-of-Character Moment|out of character]] for Integra.

** The funny part is that it's a real-life euphemism, but becomes rather freakish when you take into account his powers. And his one-eyed trouser snake is probably a literal one-eyed trouser snake, considering Alucard's eye for [[Squick]]y humor.

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* ''[[Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation Of Edward Cullen]]'': Most of the fic. Special mention goes to Edward's "throbbing lavender man-fruit [[Buffy-Speak|thing]]" and the scene where Jasper Cullen has sex with [[But You Screw One Goat!|an apparently non-anthropomorphic panda]].

* Pretty much every adult-rated fanfic encountered by the [[Protectors of the Plot Continuum]].

* ''Chocobo Nights'': even assuming that there are people out there who enjoy the thought of Tifa being impregnated by a chocobo, the [[Rouge Angles of Satin|terrible spelling]] renders it impossible to find this fic anything but either horrifying or funny.

* ''Chocobo Nights'': even assuming that there are people out there who enjoy the thought of [[But You Screw One Goat!|Tifa being impregnated by a chocobo]], the [[Rouge Angles of Satin|terrible spelling]] renders it impossible to find this fic anything but either horrifying or funny.

* ''[[Rectified Anonymity|The Pokemon Story]]'' starts off with a [[Nightmare Fuel|horryfing example]] of {{spoiler|Pokémon}} rape, and just somehow ''[[It Got Worse|keeps getting worse]]''. You'll need a lot of [[Brain Bleach]] by the time you've finished.

* ''[[Hogwarts Exposed]]'', because it's so obvious that the ~~authors~~ is trying to sell [[Innocent Fanservice Girl|his]] [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|many]] [[Nudism|fetishes]] in an appealing way, and still ''fails''.

* ''[[Hogwarts Exposed]]'', because it's so obvious that the author is trying to sell [[Innocent Fanservice Girl|his]] [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|many]], [[Lolicon|many]] [[Nudism|fetishes]] in an appealing way, and still ''fails''.

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