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* "Does my beard intimidate you?" |
* "Does my beard intimidate you?" |
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* When two scientists use Retinal Scanners to open the Test Chamber for Dr. Freeman: |
* When two scientists use Retinal Scanners to open the Test Chamber for Dr. Freeman: |
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{{quote|'''Freeman:''' Ahh, [[Hell Is That |
{{quote|'''Freeman:''' Ahh, [[Hell Is That Noise|stop that noise!]] I hate that! It reminds me of that dream I have where I'm strapped to a gurney watching [[Fraggle Rock]] with flashing lights on either side of me, then I realize: I'm in Hell! It's all crap anyway. The only reason they we have those scanners is because they caught me playing racquet ball in here once. }} |
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* "I like climbing things. It appeals to my simian instincts. And also, makes me regret how I have no tail. Damn my genes; [[Shout-Out|I have no tail]], [[I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream|and I must swing...]]" |
* "I like climbing things. It appeals to my simian instincts. And also, makes me regret how I have no tail. Damn my genes; [[Shout-Out|I have no tail]], [[I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream|and I must swing...]]" |
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* Times like this, I remember why I became a physicist: to show anti-matter particles WHO'S BOSS! YEAH!! |
* Times like this, I remember why I became a physicist: to show anti-matter particles WHO'S BOSS! YEAH!! |
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Felix: "..." (turns right around and walks away) }} |
Felix: "..." (turns right around and walks away) }} |
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[[Category:Web Original/Funny]] |
[[Category:Web Original/Funny]] |
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[[Category:Freemans Mind]] |
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