Fritz the Cat/Funny

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• When Fritz realizes that the bomb right by him is about to explode, he reacts to this by two monotone words: "Far out."
• "Look at this big fuckin' gun! (shoots the toilet) I killed the John! I killed the John!"
• "Why does a great actor like James Earl Jones always have to play BLACK men?"
• "I ain't no jive ass black nigger, honey. Who do you think I am? Geraldine?"
• Fritz sets his dormitory on fire.
• "Would you like to see a picture of my kids?"