Full-Frontal Assault/Quotes
...many famous works of art, such as the late Michelangelo's statue of David getting ready to fight Goliath, are not wearing a stitch of clothing. Which raises the question: Why would anybody go off to fight in the nude? Was it a tactic? Perhaps this explains why Goliath just stood there like a bozo and let himself get hit by a rock. "Hey!" he was probably thinking. "This guy is naked as a jaybird! What's he trying to AWWRRK."
—Dave Barry, "Well Endowed"
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As soon as he got in the car he was waving this knife at me and I thought "there's only one way to stop him." So I punched clean through the driver's window and I just kept hitting him until he got out. The only thing is, I was a little bit naked because I sleep in my birthday suit. What the neighbours were thinking I don't know because they were all looking out at this naked man shouting at his car at six in the morning.
—L/Cpl Wayne O'Mahoney, 41, about fighting off burglars who tried to steal his own car for a getaway.
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I think it’s scarier that he’s naked. If you see naked dudes with guns, clearly there’s something not right there. That man is insane! |
For a brief time, nudity was the most effective body armor known to man.
—Cracked
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