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* Max takes a lie pill when he wasn't supposed to in "The Groovy Guru" episode. He proceeds to get into a cab and says, among other things, that he would very much like a punch on the nose.
* Max takes a lie pill when he wasn't supposed to in "The Groovy Guru" episode. He proceeds to get into a cab and says, among other things, that he would very much like a punch on the nose.
* Two exchanges from "The Amazing Harry Hoo":
* Two exchanges from "The Amazing Harry Hoo":
{{quote| '''The Chief''': That agent is our only lead to their Number 1 man! The man in charge of KAOS’ data smuggling operation. Your man was Number 3. He would lead us to Number 2, and Number 2 would lead us to Number 1!<br />
{{quote|'''The Chief''': That agent is our only lead to their Number 1 man! The man in charge of KAOS’ data smuggling operation. Your man was Number 3. He would lead us to Number 2, and Number 2 would lead us to Number 1!
'''99''': How long have we been following those agents now, Chief?<br />
'''99''': How long have we been following those agents now, Chief?
'''The Chief''': Since Number 118.<br />
'''The Chief''': Since Number 118.
'''Max''': 118?! My gosh, Chief, that sounds like an awful waste of time to me! Why didn’t we just start off with Number 1? }}
'''Max''': 118?! My gosh, Chief, that sounds like an awful waste of time to me! Why didn’t we just start off with Number 1? }}
** A few minutes later, the Chief shows Max a map of the United States covered in pins representing identified KAOS agents. Max is confused by something:
** A few minutes later, the Chief shows Max a map of the United States covered in pins representing identified KAOS agents. Max is confused by something:
{{quote| '''Max''': The position of all these KAOS agents can be explained. All except one.<br />
{{quote|'''Max''': The position of all these KAOS agents can be explained. All except one.
'''The Chief''': Which one is that?<br />
'''The Chief''': Which one is that?
'''Max''': What's this guy doing up here in Manitoba?<br />
'''Max''': What's this guy doing up here in Manitoba?
(''Max removes the pin through Manitoba. The map falls to the floor, pins scattering everywhere''.)<br />
(''Max removes the pin through Manitoba. The map falls to the floor, pins scattering everywhere''.)
'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') He was holding the map up!! }}
'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') He was holding the map up!! }}
* I might have the amounts wrong, but there's an episode where Max insists on using the cone of silence to ask for a raise of $100. The Chief is furious about this:
* I might have the amounts wrong, but there's an episode where Max insists on using the cone of silence to ask for a raise of $100. The Chief is furious about this:
{{quote| '''The Chief:''' I can't believe you'd use (the Cone of Silence) just to ask me for a raise of $100!<br />
{{quote|'''The Chief:''' I can't believe you'd use (the Cone of Silence) just to ask me for a raise of $100!
'''Max:''' [[Running Gag|Would you believe]]...[[Refuge in Audacity|$200]]? }}
'''Max:''' [[Running Gag|Would you believe]]...[[Refuge in Audacity|$200]]? }}
* Max has just met Hymie and is on assignment with him at a fancy party, unaware that Hymie is a robot. Wanting to be inconspicuous, Max tells Hymie, "Do exactly what I do." Hymie proceeds to exactly mirror every single move Max makes, drawing the attention of ''everyone'' in the room.
* Max has just met Hymie and is on assignment with him at a fancy party, unaware that Hymie is a robot. Wanting to be inconspicuous, Max tells Hymie, "Do exactly what I do." Hymie proceeds to exactly mirror every single move Max makes, drawing the attention of ''everyone'' in the room.
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=== 2008 Movie ===
=== 2008 Movie ===
* From the movie:
* From the movie:
{{quote| '''Max''': I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.<br />
{{quote|'''Max''': I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.
'''[[Big Bad|Siegfried]]''': I don't believe you.<br />
'''[[Big Bad|Siegfried]]''': I don't believe you.<br />
'''Max''': Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?<br />
'''Max''': Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?<br />

Revision as of 14:03, 8 August 2014


TV Series

  • Max takes a lie pill when he wasn't supposed to in "The Groovy Guru" episode. He proceeds to get into a cab and says, among other things, that he would very much like a punch on the nose.
  • Two exchanges from "The Amazing Harry Hoo":

The Chief: That agent is our only lead to their Number 1 man! The man in charge of KAOS’ data smuggling operation. Your man was Number 3. He would lead us to Number 2, and Number 2 would lead us to Number 1!
99: How long have we been following those agents now, Chief?
The Chief: Since Number 118.
Max: 118?! My gosh, Chief, that sounds like an awful waste of time to me! Why didn’t we just start off with Number 1?

    • A few minutes later, the Chief shows Max a map of the United States covered in pins representing identified KAOS agents. Max is confused by something:

Max: The position of all these KAOS agents can be explained. All except one.
The Chief: Which one is that?
Max: What's this guy doing up here in Manitoba?
(Max removes the pin through Manitoba. The map falls to the floor, pins scattering everywhere.)
The Chief: (exasperated) He was holding the map up!!

  • I might have the amounts wrong, but there's an episode where Max insists on using the cone of silence to ask for a raise of $100. The Chief is furious about this:

The Chief: I can't believe you'd use (the Cone of Silence) just to ask me for a raise of $100!
Max: Would you believe...$200?

  • Max has just met Hymie and is on assignment with him at a fancy party, unaware that Hymie is a robot. Wanting to be inconspicuous, Max tells Hymie, "Do exactly what I do." Hymie proceeds to exactly mirror every single move Max makes, drawing the attention of everyone in the room.

2008 Movie

  • From the movie:

Max: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.
Siegfried: I don't believe you.

Max: Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?

Siegfriend: No.

Max: How about Chuck Norris with a BB-gun?

  • "Oh my God, you and 23? I am so sexually threatened right now!"
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