Girl Scouts Are Evil: Difference between revisions

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* In ''[[Casey and Andy]]'', one of the main villains is Don Cindy, leader of the Girl Scout Mafia.

* Popped up in at least one ''[[Penny Arcade]]'' strip, where they brought out the big guns - [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/3/16/ a red-nosed girl-scout with blond pigtails and crutches], who successfully forced even [[Jerkass]] Tycho into buying a pile of overpriced cookies. Though it's close enough to count for this, in truth, this was not a case of evil Girl Scouts. Rather, it was a case of Tycho not being evil ''enough'' to resist the cuteness (and cookies). (Gabriel, on the other hand, [[Alternate Character Interpretation|claimed the girls spent the money on drugs...]]

* In ''[[Return To Sender]]'', a monster diguises itself as a creepy Girl Scout. (Sequence begins [http://rts.lunistice.com/part2/2_9.html here].)

* In ''[[Return To Sender]]'', a monster diguises itself as a creepy Girl Scout. (Sequence begins [https://web.archive.org/web/20130121050700/http://rts.lunistice.com/part2/2_9.html here].)

* Not real Girl Scouts in ''[[The KAMics]]'', but pygmies disguised as Girl Scouts to lull potential victims into a false sense of security until they attack, although it kind of backfired [http://www.drunkduck.com/The_KAMics/5298490/ in this comic].

* ''[[Evil Inc.]]'' didn't answer the question of whether they are evil, but some girl scouts [http://evil-inc.com/comic/hostile-takeover-41/ tried to buy] the Henchmen Department because they didn't want to sell cookies on their own.

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** It isn't just the US that has them.

* A segment of [[Doctor Steel]]'s Army of Toy Soldiers are called "[[Scout Out|Toy Scouts]]". An [[Always Female|all-female regiment]], they occasionally assist Dr. Steel during stage performances - and distribute [[Brainwashed|mind control cookies]].

* There is a Living Dead Doll that is a [http://www.livingdeaddolls.com/archive/preview.asp?main_id=ldd&sub_id=ldd%2Dexc&name=Cookie&series=Living+Dead+Dolls+Exclusives&deathdate=12%2F2%2F1917&chipboard=Cookie%92s+troop+was+not+going+to+win%3B%3Cbr+%2F%3ETheir+bake+sale+recipe+was+looking+grim%2E%3Cbr+%2F%3ESo+this+sweet+girl+though+it+would+be+best%3Cbr+%2F%3ETo+unleash+her+tasty+treats+of+death%2E&dyk=Cookie+was+a+Spencer+Gifts+exclusive%2E&msrp=%2430%2E00&ages=For+ages+15+and+up&description=On+my+dishonor%2C+I+solemnly+swear%3Cbr+%2F%3ETo+wreak+havoc+and+despair%3Cbr+%2F%3ETo+crush+people%92s+dreams%3Cbr+%2F%3Eat+all+times%3Cbr+%2F%3EAnd+always+serve+as+hell%92s+concubine%2E&product_id=ldd%2Dexc%2D004&status=Sold+Out&units=&title=Cookie&ai=0 demonic Girl Scout.] The poem on her box reads: Cookie’s troop was not going to win; Their bake sale recipe was looking grim. So this sweet girl though it would be best To unleash her tasty treats of death.

* There is a Living Dead Doll that is a [http://www.livingdeaddolls.com/archive/preview.asp?main_id=ldd&sub_id=ldd%2Dexc&name=Cookie&series=Living+Dead+Dolls+Exclusives&deathdate=12%2F2%2F1917&chipboard=Cookie%92s+troop+was+not+going+to+win%3B%3Cbr+%2F%3ETheir+bake+sale+recipe+was+looking+grim%2E%3Cbr+%2F%3ESo+this+sweet+girl+though+it+would+be+best%3Cbr+%2F%3ETo+unleash+her+tasty+treats+of+death%2E&dyk=Cookie+was+a+Spencer+Gifts+exclusive%2E&msrp=%2430%2E00&ages=For+ages+15+and+up&description=On+my+dishonor%2C+I+solemnly+swear%3Cbr+%2F%3ETo+wreak+havoc+and+despair%3Cbr+%2F%3ETo+crush+people%92s+dreams%3Cbr+%2F%3Eat+all+times%3Cbr+%2F%3EAnd+always+serve+as+hell%92s+concubine%2E&product_id=ldd%2Dexc%2D004&status=Sold+Out&units=&title=Cookie&ai=0 demonic Girl Scout.]{{Dead link}} The poem on her box reads: Cookie’s troop was not going to win; Their bake sale recipe was looking grim. So this sweet girl though it would be best To unleash her tasty treats of death.

* Not so much evil as plain badass (though YMMV if viewed through the lens of the values of the time) were the first Girl Scouts. They heard what the boys were getting up to and gatecrashed a jamboree, demanding a piece of the action. The year was 1909; the recipient of the demand was ''Robert Baden-Powell''; and the jamboree was the first official one ever. And they got what they wanted.