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Dexter trying (and failing miserably) to make a Mondo Burger.

Griffin: Bun! Patty! Toppings! Sauce! Assemble!

Ed trying to fix the milkshake machine.

Ed: Strawberry Jacuzzi!

The first meeting between Ed and Dexter, who was trying to remember where he's seen Ed before.

Dexter: I could've sworn I've seen you somewhere before.
Ed: Maybe I'm someone famous like a baseball player or a pretty nurse.
Dexter: What? What are you talking about?

Ed: Okay, I give up. Who am I?

Dexter: I don't know who you are or where I've seen you before or why you think you're an attractive nurse.

Ed's first encounter with Kurt.

Dexter: Check it, Ed, it's the Mondo Idiot!
Ed: Oh, nice to meet you, Mondo Idiot, I'm Ed.
Kurt: Well, Ed, you better watch your butt man!
Ed: Okay.
(Tries and ends up spinning around and around)
Ed: I give up. There's no way a guy can watch his own butt.

Ed in general.
"Is it because I'm black?"
Nearly everything by Abe Vigoda's character, Otis.

Otis: I need a hot Jacuzzi! *passes out*

Troy: Who are you?
Otis: Yer mama! Who are you?

Heather: They're coming! We'd better hurry!
Otis: Don't have to tell me twice. *Supermans out window*

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 * Dexter trying (and failing miserably) to make a Mondo Burger.
-{{quote| '''Griffin:''' Bun! Patty! Toppings! Sauce! Assemble!}}
+{{quote|'''Griffin:''' Bun! Patty! Toppings! Sauce! Assemble!}}
 * Ed trying to fix the milkshake machine.
-{{quote| '''Ed:''' Strawberry Jacuzzi!}}
+{{quote|'''Ed:''' Strawberry Jacuzzi!}}
 * The first meeting between Ed and Dexter, who was trying to remember where he's seen Ed before.
-{{quote| '''Dexter:''' I could've sworn I've seen you somewhere before.<br />
+{{quote|'''Dexter:''' I could've sworn I've seen you somewhere before.
-'''Ed:''' Maybe I'm someone famous like a baseball player or a pretty nurse.<br />
+'''Ed:''' Maybe I'm someone famous like a baseball player or a pretty nurse.
 '''Dexter:''' [[Big "What?"|What?]] What are you talking about?<br />
 '''Ed:''' Okay, I give up. Who am I?<br />
 '''Dexter:''' I don't know ''who'' you are or ''where'' I've seen you before or ''why'' you think you're an attractive nurse. }}
 * Ed's first encounter with Kurt.
-{{quote| '''Dexter:''' Check it, Ed, it's the Mondo Idiot!<br />
+{{quote|'''Dexter:''' Check it, Ed, it's the Mondo Idiot!
-'''Ed:''' Oh, nice to meet you, Mondo Idiot, I'm Ed.<br />
+'''Ed:''' Oh, nice to meet you, Mondo Idiot, I'm Ed.
-'''Kurt:''' Well, ''Ed'', you better watch your butt man!<br />
+'''Kurt:''' Well, ''Ed'', you better watch your butt man!
-'''Ed:''' Okay.<br />
+'''Ed:''' Okay.
-(Tries and ends up spinning around and around)<br />
+(Tries and ends up spinning around and around)
 '''Ed:''' I give up. There's no way a guy can watch his own butt. }}
 * Ed in general.
 * "Is it because I'm black?"
 * Nearly everything by Abe Vigoda's character, Otis.
-{{quote|  '''Otis''': I need a ''hot Jacuzzi''! *passes out*}}
+{{quote|'''Otis''': I need a ''hot Jacuzzi''! *passes out*}}
-{{quote| '''Troy''': Who are you?<br />
+{{quote|'''Troy''': Who are you?
 '''Otis''': [[Your Mom|Yer mama!]] Who are you? }}
-{{quote| '''Heather''': They're coming! We'd better hurry!<br />
+{{quote|'''Heather''': They're coming! We'd better hurry!
 '''Otis''': Don't have to tell me twice. *Supermans out window*
  }}