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"What is wrong with them? They never listen to me! They only listen to that blue-suited blowhard! It's the moustache, I bet!" —Robbie Rotten, Lazy Town

"To have a beard is to rehearse A battle with the universe."

Bibble: I'm Governer Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor. Qui-Gon: Advisor? Hmmm. Does he have a goatee? GM: Yes, actually, he does. Qui-Gon: We keep an eye on him. —Darths and Droids

Dave: How can you have a goatee without shaving? Does it just materialize? Male Helen: Well, yes. I'm evil.

Elan: You just executed him because I happened to have him tied up? Vaarsuvius: Yes, but that mustache did not do him any favors either. —Order of the Stick, #596