Guardians of the Galaxy (film)/Funny

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Guardians of the Galaxy is definitely one of the funniest MCU films.

  • Quill talks to Rocket about how filthy his ship is. "If I had a blacklight, this place would look like Jackson Pollock painting."
  • Drax's initial reaction to seeing Quill do a throat slit gesture. "Why would I put my finger on his throat?"
  • Gamora yelling while wearing the walkman. "The melody is pleasant!"
  • Dey tells Rael that Quill is an a-hole and not "100% a dick". Rael asked Dey if he believes Quill. "I don't believe anyone's 100% a dick, ma'am." Quill later sees the Nova Corps and said "They got my dick message!"
  • Drax refers to Sakaarans as "paper people". Groot later impales a row of them on his arm and proceeds to swing them about like - well - paper people.