Half Baked/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weeeeeeeeed?

Why don't we sell that stuff we smoked last night?
You suggested that already!
I did?
(disconnected number tone) Marijuana affects the memory.

(Thurgood) Where are we gonna find a Jamaican?
(Brian - White Guy) I'll pretend I'm Jamaican.
(Thurgood) You have smoked yo'self retarded.

  • Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.