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"Man Without A Body"

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"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" user found it. In mockery, he did a dramatic reading of the story. It was a hit. Naturally, seeing that squirrelking had created other fanfics, most notably in the same storyline, other YTMND users had a crack at the dramatic reading thing. Over time, these narrations were turned into animations, but the most impressive series of animations came from machinima artist djy1991 using Garry's Mod. Thus begins the most famous telling of John Freeman's story.

"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"]", takes places some time later, during which the Combine have succeeded in conquering the human humen race. Henry Freeman takes it upon himself to continue the legacy and lead the resistance against the Combines.

Original writing:

Video by Djy1991 and Icton Entertainment:

"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". The first video combined the low audio quality of the narration and the upbeat music to create an old-time radio drama feel. Subsequent videos strayed from this design for more straightforward presentation. Several line readings from it have been adapted into not one, but two surprisingly awesome and well made Drum and Bass tracks by a professional DJ known as Renard (under the alias "Furries in a Blender"), neither of which would sound out of place at a rave.

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Video by Gaz6231:

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It eventually turned out to be written by Mattimer, one of the greatest trolls of our time.


The original writings provide examples of:

"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body" - The death of Gordon Freeman. "Man Without A Body" - The characters have an uncanny tendency to find wepon on the ground just before entering a battle zone.

    • John Freeman put the laser gun on his motorcycle and his machine gun and his rocket gun that he found on the side of the motorcycle.
      • And also, when John Freeman is stopped by the headcrab zombie police officer, he's able to shoot him in the head with something, despite apparently not having a weapon until he gets to Ravenholdm.

"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"' and shot a rocket at him since that was his weakness." "Man Without A Body" are perhaps one of the most common weaknesses among... things made of matter. "Man Without A Body": Motorcycles and doing backflips. "Man Without A Body" - Doing "what has to be done" is a common theme of squirrelking's protagonists. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" "Man Without A Body" - Gordon Freeman. "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman "Man Without A Body" - The Freemans. "Man Without A Body" "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"}} "Man Without A Body" - "Then a big rocket came down and blew a guys arm off and legs and head and killed other people too." "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman discovers how to beat the next boss by.. looking it up on an internet FAQ. "Man Without A Body" - Inverted. The Dark Man knows EXACTLY who John Freeman's wife is and what happened to her, despite her not having a name and him technically being on some sort of genocide mission. "Man Without A Body" - Henry Freeman's "hero beggining" commences after the Combines murder his mom. "Man Without A Body" "Man Without A Body" - Gordon Freeman returns as headcrab zombie goast in What Has Tobe Done, and as a Combine in Free Man. "Man Without A Body" - The second arc involves the future of the human humen race, unlike the first arc that mainly revolved on revenge. The main threat of the first two chapters were the bosses and the zombie goasts, which are nowhere to be seen in the second half of the saga spearheaded by the takeover of the Combines. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"}} "Man Without A Body"

    • It's a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys.
    • John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
    • John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman.
    • Henry Freeman realy hated Combines because they beat up every one and Henry Freeman hated it.
    • he turned on off the computer and wet on the platform again down to his other more faster motorcycle that had gas in it this time.
    • John Freeman walked like speed of light back to his motorcycl and left behind the bad place behind him.

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    • ...One rocket hit John Freeman but he got up... Yes, very determined.

"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" alone.}} "Man Without A Body" - After killing the final boss, the "next boss" appears out of nowhere and step on Gordon Freeman. "Man Without A Body" - Gordon Freeman kills the final boss by punching it in the face. No really.

    • After being shot by bullets in the eye from teh gun by John Freeman, mind you.

"Man Without A Body" - "Combines were robot things that werent robots..." "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" At the end of What Has Tobe Done, he is reanimated as a zombie goast. The Hero Beggining arc reverses this. "Man Without A Body" - In his final moments, Gordon Freeman is free of both the Combine "science" in him and the headcrab. "Man Without A Body" - The author says he started speaking English a short time ago in his profile. This shows a lot. "Man Without A Body": Always consisting of official Half-Life artwork with John Freeman's head taped onto Gordon's body (and Henry Freeman's head taped onto Alyx's body when he appears.) Quarter-Life parodies this by having Gordon's head taped onto his own body. "Man Without A Body" - Subverted. "The laughed overed quickly" when John and Gordon were attacked by the next boss. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body": John Freeman's wife, Henry Freeman's mother. "Man Without A Body": Lots of backflips happen throughout the fic. "Man Without A Body" - Played with in that Henry Freeman's mother delivers her last message to her son after her head was shot off. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" of the first chapter. "Man Without A Body" - The Combines beat the humen girl in the street and kill Henry Freeman's mother for no apparent reason. "Man Without A Body" Combines from science and outer space. "Man Without A Body" - Henry Freeman mentions the family name, but if it wasn't obvious at that point... "Man Without A Body": John Freeman notices a nest of eggs on the ground after cutting down a tree and puts them "back home safe."

    • He is even a friend to non-living things, as he feels bad about killing the zombie goasts.

"Man Without A Body" - In case you haven't noticed by now...

    • Somehow averted only once in the entire saga.

"Man Without A Body" - The next boss's means of attack. "Man Without A Body" - the Next Boss in the first series. "Man Without A Body" - Gordon Freeman

    • Arguably, John Freeman as well.

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John Freeman. I have to kill fast and bullets too slow

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    • Also, John Freeman in Free Man. "John Freeman, Saver of Humens". * sniff*

"Man Without A Body" --> "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" wouldn't make sense either. --> "Man Without A Body": In Hero Beggining, humankind seems to be winning, only for more Combine to come, and surround them. Subverted by the fact John Freeman comes afterward. "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman vs. Gordon Freeman "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" led by Henry Freeman is described as successfully hitting Combine troops "sometimes". That would make sense, seeing as how they were more of a mob that suddenly acquired armaments wepons. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", and its connection to the games' canon seems generally pretty specious (the Combines and zombie goasts of the fics seem pretty different from the ones in the games). "Man Without A Body" - Gordon Freeman's email was all it took for John Freeman to abandon his workplace to go fight bosses. "Man Without A Body" - Henry Freeman (implied) "Man Without A Body" - Henry Freeman leads a mass insurrection in the third chapter to liberate humenkind.

    • And it gave them hop!

"Man Without A Body" - John Freeman and Henry Freeman either have a knack for acrobatics and combatting unconventional enemies or got their skills the same way Gordon Freeman got them. "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman has no qualm with announcing his intentions to kill an evil boss at the top of lungs. Also when he addresses the zombie goasts in What Has Tobe Done: "Man Without A Body"}} "Man Without A Body" - In Free Man, John Freeman realizes that stopping the tower's activation is impossible, so he sends the humens off and stays to keep the Combines at bay as the humens escape. "Man Without A Body" - Averted. Hero Beggining was not titled as part of the Full Life Consequences saga to hide John Freeman's surprise appearance at the end and his subsequent role in the final chapter, which restored the label. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", below. "Man Without A Body" - While fighting the Combines in Free Man, John Freeman is hit by a rocket, backstabbed, and shot with machine masheen gun fire, yet carries on fighting.]

    • There is some credence to this in that, in the Half-Life game universe, a character with full health and armor can take a whole lot of punishment, especially on lower difficulty settings.

"Man Without A Body" - Performed by John Freeman on the final boss. "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman loads up with a laser gun, a machine gun and a "rocket gun" for his second journey to Ravenholdm.

    • Subverted in Free Man: John Freeman, needing to "kill fast" suddenly decides that "bullets too slow", so he drops his wepon and proceeds to kill the Combines in his way with his bare bear hands.

"Man Without A Body" - In Free Man, there's mention of John Freeman barking necks as he kills Combines with his bear hands. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body" - When he encounters zombie goasts for the second time, John Freeman shoots them before running off to face his real enemy. When the zombie goasts taunt him, he then turns back, laughs at them and rockets them. Even though they're already dead.

    • Well they're zombie goasts. They've already been dead at least two times over.

"Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body" - The final boss. It isn't actually the last boss. "Man Without A Body" - In Hero Beggining, Henry tells the Combine that the human race is "not scarred no more" "Man Without A Body" - At the end of Free Man, Henry Freeman is elected president and a statue of John Freeman is erected in the new city. "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman is able to shoot the Headcrab Officer in the head, despite not having weapon. "Man Without A Body" - The only authority figure to ever appear in the entire saga is a lone police officer. Who is headcrab zombie.

    • Then again, he was manning his speed trap even after becoming a headcrab zombie. That's a dedicated police officer right there.

"Man Without A Body" - Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!"

    • "I have to kill fast, and bullets too slow."

"Man Without A Body" - The Dark Man said. "Man Without A Body" - The word "run" is sometimes spoken but never actually done in the first two chapters.

    • John Freeman has two speeds: "Walk fast", and "backflip".
      • He frontflipped one time too.

"Man Without A Body" - John Freeman shoots bullets from the gun, and then the bullets shoot the final boss. "Man Without A Body" - At the end of What Has Tobe Done, Gordon Freeman becomes zombie goast. When he retells this to John Freeman in Free Man, he says that he became headcrab zombie. Mind you, he did get turned into zombie goast by headcrab... "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", the last line of Hero Beggining reveals John Freeman to be the father of Henry Freeman. "Man Without A Body" - In Hero Beggining, the humen were wining against the lazers gun-equipped Combine despite having to rely on rocks as weapon.

    • It may have meant to say "rockets". But with squirrelking, you can never be sure.
      • Then again, he said "rackets" instead of rockets in Free Man...

"Man Without A Body" - In droves. "Man Without A Body" - Henry Freeman's mom. "Man Without A Body" - The Combines came from "science and outer outter space" to enslave humens.

    • Combine "science" in Gordon Freeman turns him evil.

"Man Without A Body", but it's unclear what it is exactly (The Djy version has it as a Metrocop mask, while the GAZ version has it as a cybernetic eye).

        • Gordon Freeman'(a scientist)' is actually a hero. It seems like only Combine science is bad and made you tricked, bro.

"Man Without A Body" - The button the Dark Man pushes that makes the tower start glowing and eventually explode explod. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" in one of squirrelking's other fanfic, Halo: Halos in Space. "Man Without A Body" thread confirms that it is. "Man Without A Body"

The Dark Man: Henry Freeman's Mom is shot in head.

"Man Without A Body" - Henry Freeman. "Man Without A Body" - "Gordon Freeman teleportaled to John Freeman and hit him with crow bar." "Man Without A Body" - Hero Beggining starts an unspecified amount of time after What Has Tobe Done, and some events in between, such as John Freeman's marriage, the age of Henry Freeman and how John Freeman escaped zombie goast Gordon Freeman have not been clarified by the series' conclusion. "Man Without A Body" - "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" "Man Without A Body" - Henry Freeman was a grown man who still lived with his mom. Then he became the leader of a rebellion against the Combines. "Man Without A Body" - The saga was suspected by some to be this, as squirrelking's spelling got worse with each story. It was later confirmed to be as such as noted above.

    • For example, "wepon" is initially a simple misspelling of a word that he usually manages to spell correctly. A few stories later, and "wepon" pops up in all of his stories, often with fanfare.
    • Also, squirrelking uses the word "human" multiple times in Halo: Halos in Space. Yet suddenly, when Hero Begginings turns around, they're "humens"!

"Man Without A Body" - Compare the length of the four fics combined to the length of this page. "Man Without A Body" - The "next boss" shows up immediately after the final boss fell. "Man Without A Body" - Henry Freeman's mother is only referred to as Mom or Wife. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" weakness can be found on the internet. Be careful what you post on Facebook, Next Boss. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" what it plans to do. In a rare heroic example, the "people" later tell John Freeman they would rather fight than let him face the Combines by himself. "Man Without A Body": The humens send many people after the button in spite of some of them getting killed, only stopping when Combines come out of the "hug tower". "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman kills the zombie goasts and blows up their house.

    • But he does it so the zombie goasts will be at piece.

"Man Without A Body": In "Hero Beggining": Combines leave my son alone! "Man Without A Body" - The "full life consequences" are alluded to several times in the story but never explained in detail. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" of the second chapter, Gordon Freeman comes back to life as a zombie goast because "[he] got there slow". "Man Without A Body" - "You will be one of us!" yelled the dead zombie goasts.

    • Also, in Free Man, Combine Gordon Freeman plans to make John Freeman and Henry Freeman headcrab zombies.


The machinimas provide examples of:

"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"... "Man Without A Body" - The next boss. "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman in Hero Beggining. "Man Without A Body" - Averted, Gordon's "NOO!" is quite small, especially in the dramatic reading.

    • Played straight in Free Man when Combine Gordon Freeman angers at John Freeman in the Gaz6231 version.

"Man Without A Body" - Which John Freeman pushes with his face. "Man Without A Body" - Tell me the sight of the Gmod models bending in ways that human joints don't allow isn't creepy.

    • It's hilarious.

"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" appear for sight gags, there ought to be a list of Cameos, you know that?}} "Man Without A Body".

    • Also, I don't think all of them are sight gags, I think some of these cameos are rebels.

"Man Without A Body" near the end of the story. He isn't the final boss because only his head is big, and his eyes are intact.}} "Man Without A Body" are seen rising to heven with everyone else. And bad guy from the game is still doing his isotop holding pose. "Man Without A Body" - "It's time for me to live up to my family name!" "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman lifts a train of its tracks and throws it into a ravine with his bare hands. Not the engine, not one of the train cars, THE ENTIRE TRAIN. "Man Without A Body" - The DJY adaptation of Free Man. "Man Without A Body" by "normal people close." "Man Without A Body": Henry Freeman's mother in the Djy version. "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman after he crashes the dropship into the train in the DJY adaptation of Free Man. "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman, for little obvious reason. "Man Without A Body" "Man Without A Body" - Loads in the Djy series, in fact they're popular in pretty much all GMod machinimas. "Man Without A Body" "Man Without A Body" - John Freeman in the Djy adaptation. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" "Man Without A Body" - "Save humens, and Henry Freeman!" "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"}}. "Man Without A Body" - Pay close attention at around 1:45 in the Gaz6321 version of Free Man; John Freeman gets off a headshot variation. "Man Without A Body" - Two ways, the Djy machinima makes the whole thing comedic, given it's narm and misspelling, good for gags. The Gaz version of Free Man manages to pull of the drama and make certain scenes work.(but it's still pretty funny!) "Man Without A Body"- John Freeman seems especially fond of pulling off improbable motorcycle stunts (particularly of the backflip variety), especially if it kills zombies in the process. "Man Without A Body" - Even more visible in the Djy1991 adaptation of Free Man, where, among other things, John Freeman pile-drives a train. "Man Without A Body" can pull it off, why not the Saver of Humens? "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" "Man Without A Body" - The portals in the Gaz6321 version are a dumpster and a truck. "Man Without A Body" - For Djy's video:

"STOP THE HUMENS!"

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    • The Djy's version of Free Man includes a music video of it.
    • WEPON! WEPON! WEWEPON PON WEPONWEPON!

"Man Without A Body" - Some of the animations at the end of the Djy adaptation reveal that Gmod is capable of subtle and realistic movement -- but watching character mods flail around wildly is more funny.

    • Djy's version also invokes a bit of this - this is one of the few scenes where John Freeman's face doesn't contort sporadically.

"Man Without A Body" - GLaDOS attempts to invoke this in Djy's version. Doesn't take. "Man Without A Body": How John Freeman gets into GLaDOS's chamber in Djy1911's version. "Man Without A Body" - The Gaz6231 videos use the same model for Henry Freeman and John Freeman. "Man Without A Body" - The Gaz version has several of these.

    • So does Djy's version.
    • Gaz and Djy both do. Ex: BEAR HANDS!

"Man Without A Body" - It isn't clear what happened to The Dark Man in the Gaz version of Free Man.

    • Lending evidence to the theory that he and Gordon Freeman are the same.

"Man Without A Body" - When Gordon fights the final boss in Djy's version, the Garry's Mod models just flail at each other. "Man Without A Body": The Djy adaptation of Hero Beggining provides the current page image for that trope. "Man Without A Body" - Appears to be compulsory in any visual adaptation of fan fiction like this.

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