Shepard: Ash? Ashley: (groans) Shepard: What have we here? Ashley: Ah! Sir/Ma'am, I'm off duty...your voice, sir/ma'am...not so loud, pleasethankyou. Shepard: Why are you curled up on the floor? Ashley: Am I? Ugh, my head...so heavy...can't move. Shepard: Ah. Enjoy your evening? Ashley: I'll be back to work in 30...maybe 40. I swear, just give me 45 minutes, shh. Shh! Shepard: Is it time to test the fire alarm? I think it is! Ashley: I'll pay you a million credits not to do that, sir/ma'am. Shepard: Two million and we have a deal. Ashley: You're a damn space pirate. Shepard: I could order Joker to sing to you over the comm. Ashley: I hate you. Shepard: 'I hate you'...? Ashley: Sir./Ma'am. Shepard: As you were, Williams.
Reid: (cheering as loud as possible) A couple of hours. A couple of hours! You guys didn't come home until sunrise! (cue Death Glare from the girls) JJ: (deadpan) Why are you yelling? Prentiss: (deadpan) Make him stop. Morgan: What did you guys drink last night? Garcia: The Green Fairy. You're in the FBI, could you get the entire crowd to stop cheering?
