Harry Potter (novel)/WMG/Crossover Theories: Difference between revisions

== Voldemort is [[Dungeons and& Dragons|a lich.]] ==

It might be possible. They live in a world where, apparently, their powers help in their very own technology. Harry is the chosen one and has a special mark that helps him out of troubles. Hermione is the curious girl that always is there to correct Nar-- errNar—err, Harry. She never felt in love for Sasuke, i.e. Draco. Rony might be Neji or Sai, and Ginny is Hinata. Neville is either Chouji or Rock Lee, and Luna might be Ino, or Tenten. Snape is a traumatized Kakashi, and what would confirm the theory that the bigger villain is Orochimaru... Voldemort. Just look at him! Temporarily unable to fight until his loyal assistant/traitor recovers him. It makes one wonder if Minerva is Tsunade... Eww.

From the art book of [[The Movie]]: Karl Kroenen was blond, intelligent and curious, good at dueling (fencing), a skilled occultist, one of the [[Man Behind the Man|men behind the man]] in the Nazi party, striving to enhance the human race (in a very gruesome way), most active during [[WW 2]], able to grow ridiculously old, and nigh-impossible to kill. From Book 7: Gellert Grindelwald was blond, intelligent and curious, good at dueling, a skilled wizard, perhaps was THE man behind the man (see above), striving to protect the human (muggle) race (in a very totalitarian way), most active around [[WW 2]], able to grow ridiculously old (in prison, granted, but still - he outlived Dumbledore by almost a year!), and very hard to kill (in his prime). That guy you saw in the [[UberwaldÜberwald]] prison tower? Just one of Karl Grindelwald's flesh puppets! He didn't die until a giant cog was dropped on him years later, and even then...!

Apart from the [https://web.archive.org/web/20131227214307/http://www.pibbit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/all.jpg physical] [http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/File:Dobby_the_house_elf.jpg similarities] (mostly with regards to the Brown Minions), both species are described as slavish in their devotion to their masters, and with few exceptions, happy to carry out whatever tasks are assigned to them without any regard to their own station. Most of the psychotic energy of the original Minion bloodlines was translated into an even stronger work ethic (with regards to menial labor) and a slight increase in IQ in the various groups of House Elf, at the loss of the Minion's tolerance for abuse. House Elf magic is an offshoot of the Blue Minion's powers.

* Now imagine a boggart in a ''[[Doctor Who]]'' fan's house (Weeping Angels, Cybermen, Daleks, that thing from [[Doctor Who/NS/Recap/S4 S30/E10 Midnight|Midnight]] and various other things on the [[Nightmare Fuel]] page)

** There's [[It Got Worse|worse]]. You know how [[Warhammer 4000040,000|Games]] [[Warhammer Fantasy|Workshop]] is a British company....

* Interesting theory, except there's one problem -- Theproblem—The Riddler isn't a cold-blooded killer. It would've been someone like Greyback or one of the Lestranges who were killing people during attempted muggings, since they had no-one to lead them. Riddle would've eventually been deformed, not by dividing his soul, but by [[The Joker|falling into a giant potions cauldron]].

* [[Go Mad Fromfrom the Revelation|Oh my god.]]

The sonic screwdriver is his wand, the TARDIS is his broom, the fob watch is a horcruhorcru—OW, OW, quit throwing rocks at me! Okay, I'll lea--*CRACK*

== He that should not be named [[Freakazoid!|needs more rope]]. ==

In the ancient versions, Medea didn't kill her children, but devastated Corinth in revenge and ran away in a chariot pulled by giant snakes (how could she command the snakes if she wasn't a Parselmouth?). Also, she was a borderline positive figure, extremely dangerous when sufficiently provoked (and she was willing to let the Thebans chase her out of the town to spare neighbourhood problems to Herakles (to whom she had been a guest after leaving Corinth), so as long as you didn't threathen somebody she loved you were safe) but otherwise friendly and a powerful ally (an healer good enough to raise the deads and a combatant capable to either kill or [[Driven to Suicide|drive to suicide]] an unkillable bronze giant by simply looking it in the eyes). But as the Roman Empire fell and her story was mostly forgotten, only Euripides' Corinthian-paid version remained well known, and that, coupled with the fact that [[All In There Inin Thethe Manual|the Greek Parselmouth Herpo the Foul created the first Horcrux and Basilisk]], ruined the reputation of a power mostly suited for potioneers and healers.

Also, there's the strong possibility there're are many Parselmouths around, but they hide it for fear of persecution.

Or at least the stupid ones. Ever wonder why [[Blood Plus+|Red Shield]] doesn't just send a sample of Chiropteran DNA to independent scientists, or [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Buffy]] doesn't stake a vampire on live TV? Certainly it would make [[Hellsing]]'s job easier if people knew who they should call in the case of a vampire or werewolf attack, so why do organizations and individuals like these constantly go against their own best interests to uphold the Masquerade? Because they know that if they tried to tell people that magic and monsters are real, they'd get a pack of aurors on their ass erasing their evidence. And whenever you come across a Masquerade where the [[Extra-Strength Masquerade|how]] strains/breaks [[Willing Suspension of Disbelief]], [[A Wizard Did It]]. Literally.

[[The Actor Rule]]. (Idea shamelessly stolen from [[Ace of Spades (fanfic)|here]]). This is what really happened after Sirius {{spoiler|[[He's Just Hiding|fell through the veil]]}}. He ended up lost and confused in a muggle city with fractured memories of his own life. He remembers the name "James" is important so he becomes "James" or rather Jim Gordon.