Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (novel)/Funny
- Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing Ferret.
- Harry Potter's secret heartache? What's ailing you now?
- Re: Arthur Weasley's eccentricities:
Molly Weasley: Your father thinks very highly of Mad-Eye Moody. |
- Divination homework, doing a month's worth of self-predictions filled with every human misery possible. "You seem to be drowning twice." "Oh am I? ... I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging hippogriff." Made even better by the fact that Professor Trewlaney loved it.
- Made even better, when you realize that all of his made-up predictions come true (in a matter of speaking) during the course of the book.
- Harry never got trampled by a rampaging hippogriff, though.
- However, he did almost drown twice. Guess you don't get any points for redos.
- Made even better, when you realize that all of his made-up predictions come true (in a matter of speaking) during the course of the book.
- Just after Harry opens the egg and it emits a horrible screeching noise: George: "I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing. Maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower."
- Hilariously so, he would be more or less right a year ago.
- Dumbledore meets Rita Skeeter:
Skeeter: How are you? I hope you saw my piece over the summer about the International Confederation of Wizards' Conference? |
- Another case, where Harry and Dumbledore are trying to cheer up Hagrid after Skeeter writes about his being half-giant:
Harry: Really, you shouldn't worry about what that Skeeter cow- er, sorry Professor. |
- The old wizard Archie, who, attempting to pass as a Muggle, wears Muggle clothing... which, unfortunately, happens to be a nightgown.
Ministry wizard: Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these. |
- When Harry meets Percy at the Yule Ball and Percy mentions how he's been promoted "As if he were announcing his election as supreme ruler of the universe."
- After Fred mentions the Yule Ball:
Ron: Who're you going with, then? |
- Especially funny compared to Harry's agony over asking Cho.
- Surprised no one has mentioned how the Bulgarian Minister of Magic played like he couldn’t understand English just to play a joke at the British Minister of Magic’s expense. Who knows how long he did that before he finally let it slip he did know english.