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God doesn't know that
espers, time travelers, and
aliens exist.

God is a schoolgirl
Espers, aliens, Moe
Weirdness ensues, often

—Superfroggy

[[Groundhog Day Loop We are caught in an
Endless Recursion of time.]]
Kyon-kun, denwa^[1]! Ugh...

—Highwind

Most bored Haruhi
Speak not unto her the Truth:
She is Lord and God

—Whitewings

Her name: Haruhi.
Undisputed Queen of Tropes.
Bit of a Jerkass.

—The Hero Hartmut

God's in her heaven,
"Stupid Kyon! Do it right now!"
All's right with the world.

—Earth Scorpion

I want some smoked cheese,
"You ate it all, didn't you?"
I wimper, "Nyoron." ^[2]

Yuki plays H-Games?
It's always the quiet ones.

Sigh*, give her headphones.

Universal love
Then came the arc "Endless Eight"
Now the haters cheer.

The Movie appears
It is all now forgiven
Even Endless Eight.

Nothing makes sense but
Haruhi makes it so that
Kyon always suffers

--Robotsy

↑ Telephone in Japanese.
↑ A Japanese word, also used in the English language, that is used to silently say "Fuck you" to someone. 90% of the time, the person using it does not get caught. - urbandictionary.com

[1] Telephone in Japanese.

[2] A Japanese word, also used in the English language, that is used to silently say "Fuck you" to someone. 90% of the time, the person using it does not get caught. - urbandictionary.com

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+{{haiku|
-God doesn't know that<br />espers, time travelers, and<br />aliens exist.
+God doesn't know that
+espers, time travelers, and
+aliens exist.
+}}
+{{haiku|
-God is a schoolgirl<br />Espers, aliens, [[Moe]]<br />Weirdness ensues, often<br />--[[User:Superfroggy]]
+God is a schoolgirl
+Espers, aliens, [[Moe]]
+Weirdness ensues, often
+|Superfroggy}}
+{{haiku|
-[[[[Groundhog Day Loop]] We are caught in an<br />Endless Recursion of time.]]<br />Kyon-kun, denwa<ref>[http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/denwa Telephone in Japanese].</ref>! [[Arc Fatigue|Ugh...]]<br />--[[User:Highwind]]
+[[[[Groundhog Day Loop]] We are caught in an
+Endless Recursion of time.]]
+Kyon-kun, denwa<ref>[http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/denwa Telephone in Japanese].</ref>! [[Arc Fatigue|Ugh...]]
+|Highwind}}
+{{haiku|
-Most bored Haruhi<br />Speak not unto her the Truth:<br />She is Lord and God<br />--[[User:Whitewings]]
+Most bored Haruhi
+Speak not unto her the Truth:
+She is Lord and God
+|Whitewings}}
+{{haiku|
-Her name: Haruhi.<br />[[Trope Pantheons/Main House|Undisputed Queen of Tropes.]]<br />Bit of a [[Jerkass]].
+Her name: Haruhi.
-{{quote| --[[User:The Hero Hartmut]]}}
+[[Trope Pantheons/Main House|Undisputed Queen of Tropes.]]
+Bit of a [[Jerkass]].
+|The Hero Hartmut}}
+{{haiku|
-God's in her heaven,<br />"Stupid Kyon! Do it right now!"<br />All's right with the world.<br />--[[User:Earth Scorpion]]
+God's in her heaven,
+"Stupid Kyon! Do it right now!"
+All's right with the world.
+|Earth Scorpion}}
+{{haiku|
-I want some smoked cheese,<br />"You ate it all, didn't you?"<br />I wimper, "Nyoron." <ref>A Japanese word, also used in the English language, that is used to silently say "Fuck you" to someone. 90% of the time, the person using it does not get caught. - [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nyoron urbandictionary.com]</ref>
+I want some smoked cheese,
+"You ate it all, didn't you?"
+I wimper, "Nyoron." <ref>A Japanese word, also used in the English language, that is used to silently say "Fuck you" to someone. 90% of the time, the person using it does not get caught. - [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nyoron urbandictionary.com]</ref>
+}}
+{{haiku|
-Yuki plays H-Games?<br />[[Covert Pervert|It's always the quiet ones.]]<br />* Sigh*, give her headphones.
+Yuki plays H-Games?
+[[Covert Pervert|It's always the quiet ones.]]
+* Sigh*, give her headphones.
+}}
+{{haiku|
-Universal love<br />[[Seasonal Rot|Then came the arc "Endless Eight"]]<br />[[Hype Backlash|Now the haters cheer.]]
+Universal love
+[[Seasonal Rot|Then came the arc "Endless Eight"]]
+[[Hype Backlash|Now the haters cheer.]]
+}}
+{{haiku|
-The Movie appears<br />It is all now forgiven<br />Even Endless Eight.
+The Movie appears
+It is all now forgiven
+Even Endless Eight.
+}}
+{{haiku|
-Nothing makes sense but<br />Haruhi makes it so that<br />Kyon always suffers
+Nothing makes sense but
---[[User:Robotsy]]
+Haruhi makes it so that
+Kyon always suffers
+}}
+--Robotsy
 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
 [[Category:Haruhi Suzumiya]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]