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*** More specifically, you buy two budgies from a pet shop, tie them both to a large stone, and casually drop them in a river. This is, however, considered by many experts to be taking the easy way out. A more complex method, but much more gratifying, is to hire [[Crazy Prepared|a microlight and fit it with a laser-guided stone cannon]]. Flying into a flock of starlings, wait until you have two or more birds lined up in your targeting system, one behind the other, and fire. |
*** More specifically, you buy two budgies from a pet shop, tie them both to a large stone, and casually drop them in a river. This is, however, considered by many experts to be taking the easy way out. A more complex method, but much more gratifying, is to hire [[Crazy Prepared|a microlight and fit it with a laser-guided stone cannon]]. Flying into a flock of starlings, wait until you have two or more birds lined up in your targeting system, one behind the other, and fire. |
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** Simple you had a rock to [[A Wizard Did It|a wizard and let them take care of it]]. |
** Simple you had a rock to [[A Wizard Did It|a wizard and let them take care of it]]. |
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[[Take a Third Option|Alternatively]], get a very large stone, go to [http://lahore.metblogs.com/archives/images/2007/12/trafalgar-pigeon-feeding.jpg Trafalgar Square], and drop it on a bunch of pigeons. |
[[Take a Third Option|Alternatively]], get a very large stone, go to [http://lahore.metblogs.com/archives/images/2007/12/trafalgar-pigeon-feeding.jpg Trafalgar Square]{{broken link}}, and drop it on a bunch of pigeons. |
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** Hit one bird with the stone so that it gets knocked into the other bird with lethal force. |
** Hit one bird with the stone so that it gets knocked into the other bird with lethal force. |
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*** '''''[[Overly Long Gag|OR]]'''''... you throw a stone, kill a bird, pick same stone up afterwards, kill a bird. ''[[Memetic Mutation|Simples!]]'' |
*** '''''[[Overly Long Gag|OR]]'''''... you throw a stone, kill a bird, pick same stone up afterwards, kill a bird. ''[[Memetic Mutation|Simples!]]'' |