Heirs of Alexandria/YMMV

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Complete Monster: Most of the major villains, including Chernobog and Elizabeth.
  • Crowning Moment of Funny: In-universe. There's a trial scene in The Shadow of the Lion. An aristocratic jerk tries to frame Benito for a murder, and things get a bit complicated when Benito refuses to say where he was when it happened. The jerk is proven a liar, and Benito knees him and then punches him good and hard in the face. Pretty much everyone watching thinks this is rather funny; it's stated that the chief justice might've been the only person there who kept a straight face. But then the judge brings up the question of why Benito wouldn't explain his whereabouts. Petro Dorma improvises, saying, "a gentleman's obligations, you understand ... a young lady by the name of Maria--no last names, please!" Benito goes really dark red and asks "How the hell did you know?" Not even the chief justice can keep a straight face at that.