Higurashi no Naku Koro ni/Haiku

FYI, this haiku rather efficiently spoils the 3 biggest plot twists of the series:

Hate Plagues and time loops
 Beware the stoned Takano.
Omochikaeri!!!!!!!!!!!
Major Tom

A plot twist haiku sequel to the one above:
Mion has a twin
Oyashiro is female
Shion's the killer
Tropers/magnum12

Murders in the dark.
Paranoia covers truth
Where cicadas cry.
Replis Monathin

Ah, Higurashi.
With your Holy Shit Quotient,
Who can sleep at night?
Zfish 9