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{{quote|Yeah, there was pretty much no way there wasn't going to be a bunch of puppets in there.}}

* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002610 What happens when WV presses Tab on his keyboard?]

** Which becomes actually [[Harsher in Hindsight|pretty]] [[Tear Jerker|sad]] once you found out how he got there.

* After playing "Hot and Cold" (mostly cold, freezing, ''frozen fucking tundra'') with Jade's Memory modus and getting ''three'' of the wrong items from her deck, we get [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002711 this gem:]

* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002885 Rose discovers] the contents of what she thought was her [[Lady Drunk|mother's]] room, and her reaction to the discovery.

* The way the comic uses language is always quite amusing, but the giant steam-iron warhammer called [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002968 The Wrinklefucker] made me giggle out loud.

{{quote|TG: thats what you see / a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together / radially effervescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine / turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong}}

** Made more hilarious by the ending, that being that adiosToreador blocks Dave at the end of that conversation, which is the opposite of how many conversations with the trolls go.

* "Wait...this is a [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003109 BULL PENIS CANE?]"

* "Everybody ''out of the god damn way''. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003158 You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."]

*** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVN8in0XmJA This] somehow makes it even funnier (the part in question starts around 2:46).

* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003203 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA][http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003204 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.]

** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003740 The underlings all look kind of put off by it though. You're kind of weirding them out.]

* "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003818 This] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003819 is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."]

** All while carcinoGeneticist looks on in disbelief. Or bonks his head in time with the drumbeats.

** I have trouble believing that this will not remain the funniest webcomic moment of all time.

{{color|#e00707| TG: yeah thats fine}} }}

** Every time Terezi makes a new "image" of Dave is hilarious in its own way. Also heartwarming, in its own, very weird way.

** And this makes it a [[Nightmare Fuel]]ed [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Crowning Moment of Funnily]] [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Heartwarmingly]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Awesome]] [[Tear Jerker|Sadness]].

* The entirety of the [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003889 Troll Intermission] is shaping up to be like this.

{{color|#626262|KARKAT: PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE...}}

{{color|#004183|VRISKA: They are........}}

{{color|#004183|VRISKA: [[Large Ham|FIIIIIIIIRE]][[Verbal Tic|!!!!!!!! ::::)]]}}

{{color|#626262|KARKAT: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.}} }}

AA: I JUST CONTROLLED THE RIBBITS AND I DID IT DELIBERATELY]] }}

** Also to be found on the [[Nightmare Fuel]] and [[Tear Jerker]] pages.

* And now we have [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004725 Dave's chat with Equius].

** Which turns into [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004726 slam poetry about musclebeasts and milk].

* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004954 Tavros killed Grandpa Harley by mind controlling Bec from an alternate universe.] Now we just wait for Jade's reaction...

** And she's...[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004955 completely fine with it]. She acts very understanding of Tavros and his cultural misunderstanding. She's not angry or even mournful. In fact she's grateful that he saved her life. Then they bond over the loss of their respective guardian figures at the hands of Tavros. Sure she was freaked out for awhile, thinking the Blue Haired Dummy did it, then thought it was suicide, and would have liked it if he had told her what had happened, but all in all [[Homestuck/Heartwarming|takes it very well.]]

**** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004967 IT KEEPS HAPPENING]

* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004970 Andrew] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004971 Hussie:] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004974 Ride]

** And yet it [[Mood Whiplash|doubles]] as a [[Tear Jerker]]. Karkat is flipping the fuck out right now.

* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005331 I WOULD HIGH FIVE YOU IF IT WOULDN'T SHATTER EVERY BONE IN MY HAND.]

** They don't just roleplay, they roleplay as ''each other.'' Nepeta's imitation of Equius is particularly hilarious, especially with the shades.

{{quote|{{color|#5f8101|NEPETA: :33 < D--> *STRONG EQUIUS NO LIKE HISS-POOR ATTEMPT AT ROLEPLAY, ALSO DISAPROVES OF MISSED OPPURRTUNITY TO SPELL AMUSEMENT AS AMEWSMENT*}}

{{quote| <nowiki>[</nowiki>{{color|white|Haa haa. Hee hee. Hoo hoo.}}<nowiki>]</nowiki>}}

* Slick [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005523 really likes licorice scottie dogs]. He [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005524 REALLY likes them].

{{quote| <nowiki>[</nowiki>{{color|white|There should be no reason for you to feel uncomfortable with this interaction. Try to think of me as one of your kindly human uncle figures. In fact, if I were in your presence now, I would offer you candy to prove it.}}<nowiki>]</nowiki><br />

{{color|#b536de|TT: Oh my god.}} }}

{{color|#0715cd|EB: was that another weird erotic slip of the tongue? }}<br />

{{color|#626262|CG: NO, THAT WAS ME BEING WORKED UP INTO THIS RIDICULOUS FUCKING CONNIPTION AND SAYING SOMETHING INFLAMMATORY, GOD. HOW DOES THAT NOT BE CLEAR BY NOW??? }} }}

** It gets so much better with the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXIoBnu2MU fan video].

* While the big multi-story flash from [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005774 07/02/11] is mostly [[Heartwarming Moments]] and [[Tear Jerker|tear jerkers]], one segments stands out for being funny as balls: the Liv Tyler and Courtyard Droll Chase Hour! Guest featuring WV.

CG: I GAVE YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE.<br />

CG: SORRY. }}

* The [[Alt Text]] for [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005959 this page].

* The scary wolf head [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005963 makes a reappearance]. (look at the banner)

** Shortly before that, when Karkat is cut off from Jade due to The Scratch, you can see Gamzee waving while everyone else is a safe distance away from him while Kanaya eyes Gamzee suspiciously.

** If you look really closely, it looks more like he's flipping her off, not waving.

* The Beginning of Act 6 focuses on a billboard of [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff]]: [[The Movie|THE MOIVE]] for a few seconds.

* The [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001982 opening sequence] for Homestuck Alpha happens [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006022 entirely offscreen.]

* The [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006272 letter] that John places inside said bucket also qualifies; he's unaware of the fact that trolls reproduce by depositing their genetic material in buckets, and that as a result trolls consider buckets obscene. In that light, the fact that he opens the letter with "it is john, jade, and dave sprite. [[Accidental Innuendo|we all contributed to the contents of this bucket!]]" is nothing short of hilarious. As a whole, the letter is basically worded as awkwardly as possible.

** Davesprite [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006244 insisting] on defiling the poster John writes the letter on. When John doesn't let him, Davesprite acts as if he's being denied something that's rightfully his. And then he draws on it anyway with sprite powers.

** Also, the translated text at the end.<ref>"This is stupid."</ref>

*** [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921101346/http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/14662476953/boner Boner.]

** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006274 The panel afterward].

* Jake asks Jane whether she has feelings for him, and Jane [[Can't Spit It Out|panics and turns him down]]. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006488 The expression on her face in the following panel is priceless.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006490 As is this one after she keeps sticking her foot in her mouth.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006493 And this one.]

* The Post-scratch White Queen saves Jane from Jack. [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006500 And utterly destroys her aloof, dignified image in the process.]

* "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006567 Hold still, Slick]". What's funny is that Hussie is practically canonizing fanart.

** "Its fresh from the Butler's teat, you just watched me milk it!"

== Meta & Fan Content ==

* If you're willing to brave [[Fur Affinity]], then [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/adiostoreador/ adiosToreador getting counter-trolled] until he ''fled in terror'' is a sight to behold. The following pages contain roughly a third of the comments he left there, and though Hussie himself wasn't behind it they're still painfully funny. [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/gardengnostic/ 01] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3702317/ 02] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3719715/ 03] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1362987/ 04] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3766020/ 05] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1363041/ 06] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3770808/ 07] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1365909/ 08] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1369139/ 09] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1375670/ 10] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3794610/ 11] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3798409/ 12] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3798591/ 13] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1377807/ 14]

* In somewhat of a meta-example, a fan on the forums by the name of Lotus wrote a ''15 page'' '''research paper''' on the ship teasing between John and Rose. The panel immediately after this featured a lotus in the book Rose was reading, before proceeding to be a ridiculously ship teasing conversation.

** [https://web.archive.org/web/20110901070007/http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?32567-Shippy-McShipperton-s-House-of-Ships-%28FedoraFreak-x-Ghost-Cosbytop-OTP%29&p=4286244#post4286244 A link to the requisite] ''doctoral thesis''.

** Not to mention her reaction to finding out her starsign is Capricorn, as well.

{{quote| WtFiH: Correct! My star sign is Capricorn! However, Gamzee is- what- wait... oh, ''oh FUCK ME.''}}

{{quote| SIARH: [...] Sagittarius<br />

SIARH: …wait<br />