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* [[Groin Attack|"I've been shot!"]] |
* [[Groin Attack|"I've been shot!"]] |
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* Rufio and Peter, [[Volleying Insults]]. |
* Rufio and Peter, [[Volleying Insults]]. |
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{{quote|'''Peter:''' Nearsighted gynecologist.}} |
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** Especially funny at the end, where Rufio runs out of insults and devolves to screaming, "MAN! ST-STUPID, STUPID MAN!" |
** Especially funny at the end, where Rufio runs out of insults and devolves to screaming, "MAN! ST-STUPID, STUPID MAN!" |
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* The Lost Boys' response to Peter explaining that he's a lawyer. |
* The Lost Boys' response to Peter explaining that he's a lawyer. |
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{{quote|'''Rufio:''' ''Kill the lawyer!!'' |
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'''Peter:''' [[Evil Lawyer Joke|I'm not that kind of lawyer...]] ''(runs)'' }} |
'''Peter:''' [[Evil Lawyer Joke|I'm not that kind of lawyer...]] ''(runs)'' }} |
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* Peter is trying to climb up to save his kids. Time for a [[Call Back]]... |
* Peter is trying to climb up to save his kids. Time for a [[Call Back]]... |
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{{quote|'''Peter:''' Somebody give me a hand. |
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'''Hook:''' I already have. }} |
'''Hook:''' I already have. }} |
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* Maggie yelling at Hook towards the end. |
* Maggie yelling at Hook towards the end. |
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{{quote|'''Maggie:''' You need a mother very, very badly!}} |
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* Peter's rant trying to justify Tinkerbell flying in and talking to him, likely all a [[Throw It In]] by Robin Williams on the spot. |
* Peter's rant trying to justify Tinkerbell flying in and talking to him, likely all a [[Throw It In]] by Robin Williams on the spot. |
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* This dialogue: |
* This dialogue: |
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{{quote|'''Peter:''' What are you doing? |
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'''Tootles:''' ''(on the floor)'' I've lost my marbles. }} |
'''Tootles:''' ''(on the floor)'' I've lost my marbles. }} |
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** Peter sighs. Before they went inside, he told his kids to respect the elders, and Tootles [[Not Helping Your Case|isn't helping his case]]. |
** Peter sighs. Before they went inside, he told his kids to respect the elders, and Tootles [[Not Helping Your Case|isn't helping his case]]. |
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* Smee tries on one of them fancy words he's heard the Captain use. |
* Smee tries on one of them fancy words he's heard the Captain use. |
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{{quote|'''Smee:''' I've just 'ad an apostrophe. |
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'''Hook:''' I think you mean "epiphany." |
'''Hook:''' I think you mean "epiphany." |
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'''Smee:''' Lightning 'as just struck my brain. |
'''Smee:''' Lightning 'as just struck my brain. |
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'''Hook:''' That must have hurt. }} |
'''Hook:''' That must have hurt. }} |
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* This exchange: |
* This exchange: |
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{{quote|'''Pirate:''' (as he and Peter cross swords) Wait... aint you- |
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'''Peter:''' Peter Pan. |
'''Peter:''' Peter Pan. |
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'''Pirate:''' *Jumps out window* }} |
'''Pirate:''' *Jumps out window* }} |
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** And this: |
** And this: |
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{{quote|'''Peter:''' AARGH! |
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'''Pirate:''' AARGH you! |
'''Pirate:''' AARGH you! |
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'''Peter:''' NOT BAD! YOU? |
'''Peter:''' NOT BAD! YOU? |
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'''Pirate:''' NOT BAD! |
'''Pirate:''' NOT BAD! |
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'''Peter:''' ALRIGHT! }} |
'''Peter:''' ALRIGHT! }} |
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** Well actually, this movie has Robin Williams, so most of it is CMOF |
** Well actually, this movie has Robin Williams, so most of it is CMOF |
Latest revision as of 21:32, 7 August 2014
- Jack's drawing of a plane crash with him and his family wearing parachutes -- except Peter, who's just falling. To the shark-infested ocean.
- Tootles slamming the door in front of the Banning family because he's so excited to find that "It's snowing!" when he opens it.
- Jack laughs, then starts choking his gum. Peter angrily pats him on the back.
- This all happens immediately after Peter calls England "the land of good manners."
- "Don't try to stop me, Smee trytostopme."
- "Better get up off your arse and GET OVER HERE SMEE!"
- "STOP ME! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE!"
- During the baseball game, a pirate fan in the bleachers shouts out that one of the pirates playing is attempting to steal second base. The player in question is then shot by the catcher.
- "Smee, do something intelligent!" (Smee ducks into Hook's cabin and fills his pockets with gold)
- "I've been shot!"
- Rufio and Peter, Volleying Insults.
Peter: Nearsighted gynecologist. |
- Especially funny at the end, where Rufio runs out of insults and devolves to screaming, "MAN! ST-STUPID, STUPID MAN!"
- The Lost Boys' response to Peter explaining that he's a lawyer.
Rufio: Kill the lawyer!! |
- Peter is trying to climb up to save his kids. Time for a Call Back...
Peter: Somebody give me a hand. |
- Maggie yelling at Hook towards the end.
Maggie: You need a mother very, very badly! |
- Peter's rant trying to justify Tinkerbell flying in and talking to him, likely all a Throw It In by Robin Williams on the spot.
- This dialogue:
Peter: What are you doing? |
- Peter sighs. Before they went inside, he told his kids to respect the elders, and Tootles isn't helping his case.
- Smee tries on one of them fancy words he's heard the Captain use.
Smee: I've just 'ad an apostrophe. |
- This exchange:
Pirate: (as he and Peter cross swords) Wait... aint you- |
- And this:
Peter: AARGH! |
- Well actually, this movie has Robin Williams, so most of it is CMOF
- Tinkerbell breaking character as she pretends to be dying to get Peter onboard. "Louder, Peter!"