Horrible Camping Trip/Quotes

Roger: Hey, kids - what time is it!? It's vacation time! And guess where we're going this year!?
Peter: Uncle Ralph's Cabin, where we've gone for the past nine summers.

Roger: How'd you know? Did your mother tell you?

—FoxTrot

Roger: OK, so there ARE a few bugs to contend with. We can still go swimming!
Andy: While swatting mosquitos.
Roger: We can still go fishing!
Andy: While swatting mosquitos.
Roger: And Ranger Rusty tells me they've got a hot spring geyser that erupts like clockwork every 24 hours. It's only a two-hour hike away, if we want to see it.
Andy: What time does it erupt?
Roger: 3:38AM.

Andy: Roger, come closer.... there's a mosquito on your nose.

—FoxTrot