Horse Feathers/Funny

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  • "Get tough with that guy." "Now get tough with the other guy." "Now get tough with both of them."
  • The speakeasy/password scene.
  • The anatomy class.
  • The football game.
  • "I'm Against It"
  • "Was that you or the duck? 'Cuz if that was you, I'm finishing this ride with the duck."
  • Groucho's rendition of "Everyone Says I Love You". "Everyone says I love you, but just what they say it for I never knew. It's just invitin' trouble for the poor sucker who says I love you."
  • This:

Professor Wagstaff: Young man, you'll find as you get older, you can't burn the candle at both ends.
Harpo: (pulls a candle burning at both ends from out of his coat)
Professor Wagstaff: (nonplussed, for Groucho) Well, I knew you couldn't burn something at both ends. I thought it was a candle.

  • Groucho looks at a picture of the back end of a horse: "That reminds me, I haven't seen my son all day!"
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