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* [[Obnoxious In-Laws]]: Although House and Cuddy aren't married, Arlene Cuddy certainly proves to be this. Oy vey.
* [[Obnoxious In-Laws]]: Although House and Cuddy aren't married, Arlene Cuddy certainly proves to be this. Oy vey.
* [[Old Shame]]: Wilson acted in his roommate's college film, which turned out to be a porno (not the actual sex scenes though). House finds out and has GIANT POSTERS hung up in the hospital lobby, and soon everyone is quoting the film's horrible, horrible lines ad nauseam.
* [[Old Shame]]: Wilson acted in his roommate's college film, which turned out to be a porno (not the actual sex scenes though). House finds out and has GIANT POSTERS hung up in the hospital lobby, and soon everyone is quoting the film's horrible, horrible lines ad nauseam.
* [[Omnidisciplinary Scientist]]: House and his underlings are pretty much Omnidisciplinary Doctors. Officially, House - nephrology/infectious disease, Cuddy - endocrinology, Wilson - oncology, Cameron - immunology, Chase - surgery, Foreman - neurology, Kutner - sports medicine, Taub - plastic surgery, Thirteen - internal medicine. But they regularly carry out their own blood tests, MRI scans and even surgery, jobs that are usually reserved (sometimes by law) for specialists. Oh and the [[Child Prodigy|25-year old]] omnidoctorate Martha M. Masters (no not [[Eminem]]), whose combined doctorates of erm [[Mix and Match|applied mathematics and art history]], (yet not [[Not That Kind of Doctor|medicine funnily enough]]) ...don't expect any advanced deconstruction of 15th century Impressionism or constrained numerical optimisation anytime soon.
* [[Omnidisciplinary Scientist]]: House and his underlings are pretty much Omnidisciplinary Doctors. Officially, House - nephrology/infectious disease, Cuddy - endocrinology, Wilson - oncology, Cameron - immunology, Chase - surgery, Foreman - neurology, Kutner - sports medicine, Taub - plastic surgery, Thirteen - internal medicine. But they regularly carry out their own blood tests, MRI scans and even surgery, jobs that are usually reserved (sometimes by law) for specialists. Oh and the [[Child Prodigy|25-year old]] omnidoctorate Martha M. Masters (no not [[Eminem]]), whose combined doctorates of erm [[Mix and Match|applied mathematics and art history]], (yet not [[Not That Kind of Doctor|medicine funnily enough]]) ...don't expect any advanced deconstruction of 15th century Impressionism or constrained numerical optimization anytime soon.
** Foreman, Taub and/or Chase, and Wilson are the only doctors that seem to use their specialties, save a few sound bites, such as House talking about infectious disease in "Airborne".
** Foreman, Taub and/or Chase, and Wilson are the only doctors that seem to use their specialties, save a few sound bites, such as House talking about infectious disease in "Airborne".
** It's especially weird that Cameron, the immunologist, works in the ER.
** It's especially weird that Cameron, the immunologist, works in the ER.