Hurricane of Euphemisms/Quotes
Here's one: A genetically engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy. A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement. A race of bosom people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS.
—Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, reviewing Tomb Raider: Anniversary
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Mariya: Admit it, you're playing for the other team. |
Leland's Grandmother: After this, I need to run a couple of errands. Will your family be alright with that, Mr. Tran? |
Claire: Well, one thing's for sure. Sooner or later Louis' gonna stick his head out of the world's most sadistic window. |