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{{quote|'''Ayaka Yukihiro:''' Asuna, I'll kill you!}}
{{quote|'''Ayaka Yukihiro:''' Asuna, I'll kill you!}}
** Taken much more seriously in Chapter 265, though it's Nodoka's artifact revealing Negi thinking this, as he [[Unstoppable Rage|couldn't]] [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|really]] [[One-Winged Angel|talk]] at the moment. It gets to the point that every single page turns completely black from the overflowing threats. ''Every single inch of every single page''
** Taken much more seriously in Chapter 265, though it's Nodoka's artifact revealing Negi thinking this, as he [[Unstoppable Rage|couldn't]] [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|really]] [[One-Winged Angel|talk]] at the moment. It gets to the point that every single page turns completely black from the overflowing threats. ''Every single inch of every single page''
* ''[[Gundam Wing]]'': This '''is''' [[Trope Codifier|Heero Yuy]]'s [[Catch Phrase]]. It's [[Subverted]] in that, [[Ineffectual Death Threats|he never actually goes through with it]] no matter to whom he's referring<ref>including [[Rebellious Princess|Relena]], [[The Lancer|Duo]], [[The Heart|Quatre]], [[The Rival|Zechs]]...</ref>. Since he's a [[Hitman with a Heart|slowly-thawing assassin]], it may be that he's trying to convince ''himself'' that he has to kill people he cares about for The Greater Good...and utterly failing every time.
* ''[[Gundam Wing]]'': This '''is''' [[Trope Codifier|Heero Yuy]]'s [[Catch Phrase]]. It's [[Subverted]] in that, [[Ineffectual Death Threats|he never actually goes through with it]] no matter to whom he's referring.<ref>including [[Rebellious Princess|Relena]], [[The Lancer|Duo]], [[The Heart|Quatre]], [[The Rival|Zechs]]...</ref> Since he's a [[Hitman with a Heart|slowly-thawing assassin]], it may be that he's trying to convince ''himself'' that he has to kill people he cares about for The Greater Good...and utterly failing every time.
* ''[[Gundam Seed]]'': Yzak towards Kira, or rather 'The Pilot of the Strike' to him.
* ''[[Gundam Seed]]'': Yzak towards Kira, or rather 'The Pilot of the Strike' to him.
** Except in the edited-for-Toonami dub, where he says, "I will destroy you".
** Except in the edited-for-Toonami dub, where he says, "I will destroy you".
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{{quote|'''Thrawn''': "Your [[Fantastic Racism|xenocentric chauvinism]] is no concern of mine. I care about performance and results, and your record is exemplary. I do not care about your petty bigotry. Understood?"<br />
{{quote|'''Thrawn''': "Your [[Fantastic Racism|xenocentric chauvinism]] is no concern of mine. I care about performance and results, and your record is exemplary. I do not care about your petty bigotry. Understood?"<br />
'''Commander''': "Understood, Captain."<br />
'''Commander''': "Understood, Captain."<br />
'''Thrawn''': "Oh, and Commander, if I ever find out that your bigotry is affecting your performance, [[I'll Kill You!|I'll have your carcass ejected with the next garbage load]]. Understood?" }}
'''Thrawn''': "Oh, and Commander, if I ever find out that your bigotry is affecting your performance, I'll have your carcass ejected with the next garbage load. Understood?" }}
* A ''[[National Lampoon]]'' ''O.C. and Stiggs'' story had Stiggs making the case for a trip to Mexico by describing the primal immediacy of life there: "'Give me that Kit-Kat, Ernesto, or I will kill you', they say."
* A ''[[National Lampoon]]'' ''O.C. and Stiggs'' story had Stiggs making the case for a trip to Mexico by describing the primal immediacy of life there: "'Give me that Kit-Kat, Ernesto, or I will kill you', they say."
* In ''[[Animorphs]]'', [[Blood Knight|Rachel]] screams this at {{spoiler|David}} at one point.
* In ''[[Animorphs]]'', [[Blood Knight|Rachel]] screams this at {{spoiler|David}} at one point.
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** Ganon again in ''[[Legendof Zelda CDI Games|Link: The Faces of Evil]]'':
** Ganon again in ''[[Legendof Zelda CDI Games|Link: The Faces of Evil]]'':
{{quote|'''Ganon''': [[We Can Rule Together|Join me, Link. And I will make your face the grrrreatest in Korridai!]] Or else you will DIE!}}
{{quote|'''Ganon''': [[We Can Rule Together|Join me, Link. And I will make your face the grrrreatest in Korridai!]] Or else you will DIE!}}
* In ''[[Mass Effect]]'', the female [[Mook|Mooks]] enjoy yelling either "YOU MUST DIE!" or "I'LL KILL YOU!" in the most obnoxious voice ever.
* In ''[[Mass Effect]]'', the female [[Mook]]s enjoy yelling either "YOU MUST DIE!" or "I'LL KILL YOU!" in the most obnoxious voice ever.
** Squadmate Jack from ''[[Mass Effect 2]]'' has similar combat dialogue. Other characters say variants as well - most notably Jack and Miranda, whose combined hatred of each other could power the state of New York for an entire year. Probably two.
** Squadmate Jack from ''[[Mass Effect 2]]'' has similar combat dialogue. Other characters say variants as well - most notably Jack and Miranda, whose combined hatred of each other could power the state of New York for an entire year. Probably two.
* ''[[Gears of War]]'': When some a Locust Drones is taken hostage as a meat shields, they may say "I'LL KILL YOU!" in a grunted voice. Funny, as the only thing the hostage Drone will do is haplessly absorb bullets or have its neck snapped.
* ''[[Gears of War]]'': When some a Locust Drones is taken hostage as a meat shields, they may say "I'LL KILL YOU!" in a grunted voice. Funny, as the only thing the hostage Drone will do is haplessly absorb bullets or have its neck snapped.
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== Web Original ==
== Web Original ==
* ''[[Homestar Runner]]'': From Strong Bad's hypothetical attempt at a kids' show.
* ''[[Homestar Runner]]'': From Strong Bad's hypothetical attempt at a kids' show.
{{quote|'''Strong Bad''': Um, no, he's behind the box. No, uh, he's not even behind the box, he's ''barely obscured'' by the box. Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box! <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Record Needle Scratch]]] HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! ''I'LL KILL YA!'' ''I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!''}}
{{quote|'''Strong Bad''': Um, no, he's behind the box. No, uh, he's not even behind the box, he's ''barely obscured'' by the box. Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box! <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Record Needle Scratch]] HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! ''I'LL KILL YA!'' ''I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!''}}
* ''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]'': "''[[Batman and Robin (film)|A BAT CREDIT CARD]], [[You Bastard|YOU BASTARDS!!!]]'' I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! All of you will die! You'll get the gas!"
* ''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]'': "''[[Batman and Robin (film)|A BAT CREDIT CARD]], [[You Bastard|YOU BASTARDS!!!]]'' I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! All of you will die! You'll get the gas!"
* [[The Spoony Experiment]]: Spoony's review of ''[[Pumpkinhead|Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge]]'' culminates in this. After suffering through the worst game he's ever played in his life and going more than a little [[Driven to Madness|nuts]] over it, he says there's a good side.
* [[The Spoony Experiment]]: Spoony's review of ''[[Pumpkinhead|Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge]]'' culminates in this. After suffering through the worst game he's ever played in his life and going more than a little [[Driven to Madness|nuts]] over it, he says there's a good side.
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* [[Dominic Deegan]]: '''[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2005-08-08 I KILL YOU!]'''
* [[Dominic Deegan]]: '''[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2005-08-08 I KILL YOU!]'''
** And that was the eponymous lead character biting his crystal ball after it showed him visions of his girlfriend's ''really evil'' ex breaking her heart and plotting to have her commit suicide a few months back.
** And that was the eponymous lead character biting his crystal ball after it showed him visions of his girlfriend's ''really evil'' ex breaking her heart and plotting to have her commit suicide a few months back.
* [[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]] -- Fructose Riboflavin: [http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20100925.html "LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN! I HATE YOU BOTH! I'LL HATE YOU FOREVER! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!! AIGHHH! YOU... YOU... YOU BOTH SUCK!"]
* [[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]]—Fructose Riboflavin: [http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20100925.html "LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN! I HATE YOU BOTH! I'LL HATE YOU FOREVER! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!! AIGHHH! YOU... YOU... YOU BOTH SUCK!"]
* [[MS Paint Masterpieces]]' "I'LL KILL YOU TO PIECES!"
* [[MS Paint Masterpieces]]' "I'LL KILL YOU TO PIECES!"
* Homestuck: {{spoiler|Gamzee to Karkat}}
* Homestuck: {{spoiler|Gamzee to Karkat}}