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Someone threatens to kill someone else, often by [[Chewing the Scenery|yelling it at the top of their lungs]], or by [[Tranquil Fury|simply saying it, calmly]]. Or variations on this theme, most notably with the F-Bomb <ref>[[Cluster F-Bomb|"Fucking I'll fucking kill fucking you, fuckface!"]]</ref> or with an accent such as [[Jeff Dunham|"I keel yew!"]] [[Hilarity Ensues]], especially if the threatened person replies, "[[Is That a Threat]]" If there's no realistic chance of it being carried out, this is also quite a straightforward example of [[Ineffectual Death Threats]]. Unless said target dies, in which case they will be near the top of the suspect list.
Someone threatens to kill someone else, often by [[Chewing the Scenery|yelling it at the top of their lungs]], or by [[Tranquil Fury|simply saying it, calmly]]. Or variations on this theme, most notably with the F-Bomb <ref>[[Cluster F-Bomb|"Fucking I'll fucking kill fucking you, fuckface!"]]</ref> or with an accent such as [[Jeff Dunham|"I keel yew!"]] [[Hilarity Ensues]], especially if the threatened person replies, "[[Is That a Threat]]" If there's no realistic chance of it being carried out, this is also quite a straightforward example of [[Ineffectual Death Threats]]. Unless said target dies, in which case they will be near the top of the suspect list.


Note that this is a stock phrase and must be a variation on "I'll Kill You" and not just a [[Prepare to Die|threat]] [[You Are Already Dead|on]] [[How Would You Like to Die|a]] [[Kill Him Already|person's]] [[Crush Kill Destroy|life]].
Note that this is a stock phrase and must be a variation on "I'll Kill You" and not just a [[Prepare to Die|threat]] [[You Are Already Dead|on]] [[How Would You Like to Die|a]] [[Kill Him Already|person's]] [[Crush! Kill! Destroy!|life]].


Contrast [[You Will Be Spared]] and [[I Kiss Your Foot]].
Contrast [[You Will Be Spared]] and [[I Kiss Your Foot]].
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** And later when Charlie has caught up to the [[Big Bad]]:
** And later when Charlie has caught up to the [[Big Bad]]:
{{quote| '''Charlie:''' ''Die screaming, motherfucker.''}}
{{quote| '''Charlie:''' ''Die screaming, motherfucker.''}}
* A scene from ''[[A Knights Tale]]'' had one of the protagonists kicking a dead and fully armored knight screaming "If you're dead, I'll kill you!"
* A scene from ''[[A Knight's Tale]]'' had one of the protagonists kicking a dead and fully armored knight screaming "If you're dead, I'll kill you!"
* [[The Room]]: I KILL YOU I BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY
* [[The Room]]: I KILL YOU I BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY
* ''[[Red River]]'':
* ''[[Red River]]'':
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{{quote| I kill him! I kill him bad! I kill him '''two times'''!}}
{{quote| I kill him! I kill him bad! I kill him '''two times'''!}}
* The defendant in ''every single [[Perry Mason]]'' episode will say this...usually just before the scene where the recipient of said verbal threat ends up dead.
* The defendant in ''every single [[Perry Mason]]'' episode will say this...usually just before the scene where the recipient of said verbal threat ends up dead.
* Done twice on [[Red Dwarf (TV)|Red Dwarf]]. When a dead crew member is brought back as a hologram, everyone is reminded that Holly can only sustain one hologram at a time. "So if you die, I'll kill you!" In the episode where Lister and co. are made to believe that their experiences on Red Dwarf had been a game, they watch others play the game. Kochanski scolds Lister for taking so many risks to rescue her and tells him if he does it again, she'll kill him. He responds with a [[Shut Up Kiss]].
* Done twice on [[Red Dwarf (TV)|Red Dwarf]]. When a dead crew member is brought back as a hologram, everyone is reminded that Holly can only sustain one hologram at a time. "So if you die, I'll kill you!" In the episode where Lister and co. are made to believe that their experiences on Red Dwarf had been a game, they watch others play the game. Kochanski scolds Lister for taking so many risks to rescue her and tells him if he does it again, she'll kill him. He responds with a [["Shut Up" Kiss]].
* ''[[The Prisoner]]'', with the twist that Number 6 knows that he's too valuable to kill.
* ''[[The Prisoner]]'', with the twist that Number 6 knows that he's too valuable to kill.
{{quote| [[Number Two|Number 2]]: "I'll kill you!"<br />
{{quote| [[Number Two|Number 2]]: "I'll kill you!"<br />
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* A famous internet meme has the ''[[Pokémon]]'' Magikarp declaring "I swear to God, [[Magikarp Power|when I evolve]] I'm going to kill you all."
* A famous internet meme has the ''[[Pokémon]]'' Magikarp declaring "I swear to God, [[Magikarp Power|when I evolve]] I'm going to kill you all."
* Many schools take any student saying this seriously, even if the person they said it to argues that they knew the person was only joking.
* Many schools take any student saying this seriously, even if the person they said it to argues that they knew the person was only joking.
* [[Four One Nine Scam|419-scammers]] have a tendency to mail death threats to people, pretending to be hitmen, in order to get money.
* [[419 Scam|419-scammers]] have a tendency to mail death threats to people, pretending to be hitmen, in order to get money.
* [[Jeff Dunham|Achmed the Dead Terrorist]] will kill you, but he wants you to be silent first.
* [[Jeff Dunham|Achmed the Dead Terrorist]] will kill you, but he wants you to be silent first.


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[[Category:Stock Phrases]]
[[Category:Stock Phrases]]
[[Category:Ill Kill You]]
[[Category:Ill Kill You]]
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