I'll Kill You!: Difference between revisions

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* ''Terminator: [[The Sarah Connor Chronicles]],'' episode "Adam Raised a Cain"
{{quote|'''John Connor:''' I'll kill you! Let go of me! I'll kill you! ... ''I'll kill you.''}}
* ''[[Dexter]]'', season 2. Santos Jimenez, {{spoiler|one of the guys who killed Dex's mom}}, is about to meet his own chainsaw-related end at Dexter's hands. His last words - while bound to a table with a thick layer of strong plastic - are "I will fucking KILL YOU!" Dexter is quick to point out what's wrong with Santos' threat.
** While Dexter normally appears mild-mannered and rarely shows aggression in public, when he thinks that his stepdaughter Astor has been kidnapped in season five, he immediately goes ballistic on the man and outright says, in front of his coworkers, that if anything has happened to her he will kill him.
* ''[[Scrubs]]'': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SwQtVsRXsc JD describes an instance of this at 0:19.]
* On [[VH-1]]'s ''I Love the '80s'', [[Black Flag|Henry Rollins]] had this to say about Bobby [[McBobby FerrinMcFerrin]]'s "Don't Worry, Be Happy":
{{quote|'''Rollins''': Don't tell me "Don't worry, be happy!" I'll, I'll KILL YOU!}}
* ''[[Café Americain]]'' (short-lived [[Sitcom]] from [[The Nineties]] starring [[Valerie Bertenelli]]): this was Carlo's [[Catch Phrase]], demonstrating his jealousy over anyone making eyes at his girlfriend.
{{quote|I kill him! I kill him bad! I kill him '''two times'''!}}
* The defendant in ''every single [[Perry Mason]]'' episode will say this... usually just before the scene where the recipient of said verbal threat ends up dead.
* Done twice on ''[[Red Dwarf]]''. When a dead crew member is brought back as a hologram, everyone is reminded that Holly can only sustain one hologram at a time. "So if you die, I'll kill you!" In the episode where Lister and co. are made to believe that their experiences on Red Dwarf had been a game, they watch others play the game. Kochanski scolds Lister for taking so many risks to rescue her and tells him if he does it again, she'll kill him. He responds with a [["Shut Up" Kiss]].
* ''[[The Prisoner]]'', with the twist that Number 6 knows that he's too valuable to kill.
{{quote|[[Number Two|Number 2]]: "I'll kill you!"
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'''Cassandra''': What bad language?
'''Rodney: GET OUT HERE NOW, YOU DIPSTICK, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!''' I'll tell you what's up with me. Thanks to you, I am now a twenty-six year old man who's just come second in a skateboard derby, I also have a 13 year old Brost fan called Trudy who's got the hots for me, and '''I'M GONNA KILL YOU!''' I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES ALL BLOODY WEEK, I'M GONNA GET YOU, DEREK TROTTER!" }}
* A long-running gag on ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' was for Tom Servo to speak for movie characters by saying "I ''WILL'' KILL YOU!" in his patented Mighty Voice at points when it seemed appropriate (or ironically inappropriate).
** In earlier seasons there was a separate gag with Joel and the 'bots pleading with the movie, the universe, or the other characters to "Kill him!" This was reserved mostly for [[Plucky Comic Relief]] characters that were lame and unfunny.
* ''[[Glee]]'': [[Villainous Crush|Karofsky]] to [[Forceful Kiss|to Kurt]] in an [[Mood Whiplash|uncharacteristically dark moment]] for what was originally a cracky comedy about unpopular singing high-schoolers. Kurt is rattled enough to {{spoiler|transfer to a different school.}}
 
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