I, Robot (film)/Funny

"You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!"
- "Ugh! You're the dumbest dumb person I have ever met!"
"Do you ever have a normal day?", "Yeah. Once. It was a Thursday."
And of course, this exchange towards the end:

Farber: Mother-damn, she just shot at you with her eyes closed, Spoon!
Spooner: HEY! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!
Calvin: Well, it worked, didn't it?
Farber: Spoon, she is shit-hot, you gotta put in a good word for me--
Spooner: Stop cussin' and--
Farber: --and go home, I got you! *runs off*
[Spooner runs over to Calvin and grabs the gun from her]
Spooner: Aim and fire.

"ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
"Look, I understand you've experienced a loss but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again."
"Hold my pie." "What?" "Hold it or wear it, sir!"
"You are experiencing a car accident." "THE HELL I AM!"
"USR: Shittin' on the little guy! ...that would be the fade out."
"You're saying cats did this to you?!" "How the hell would cats do this to me? Are you crazy?" "Why are we talking about cats?"
"...I don't know what 'blithely' means but I'm gonna go get some coffee. You want some coffee?"
"So what hospital are you going to? I'll meet you there and sign you and your buddy's cast."
Best of all: "Somehow 'I told you so' just doesn't quite say it."
Spooner and Calvin's entire argument in the car while chasing after Sonny--showcasing their Like an Old Married Couple relationship--particularly the last two lines:

Calvin: It was a left, by the way, back there. (points)
Spooner: (shakes his head) You must know my ex-wife.

My sister, a former UPS employee, cheers every time Spooner tells the FedEx robot to bugger off.
"Sonny!" "Yes, Detective?" "Calvin's fine! Save me!"