I Need a Freaking Drink/Haiku

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There is a reason
People refer to it as
"Liquid Tolerance."

—Headbreaker

You did that again?!
Sigh, I Need a Freaking Drink.
What an Idiot!...

—Sgt Frog 1

Had a stressful time?
Alcohol will dull the pain
That's formed in your head.

—The Hero Hartmut

Oh, God, I can't take
Any more of this bullshit.
Not while I'm sober.

—So We Ate Them