Ignore the Disability/Quotes

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[Upon meeting a guest with a glass eye.]

"Now, Mr. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye?"
"Oh, uh, Welcome to Red Spot, home of the Monstro-Face -- I mean, Monstro-Chug, seventy-two ounces of your favourite beverage for eighty-nine... Dude, I'm sorry, but what is the deal with your mug?"
Slater, upon being confronted by a Nosferatu, Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines