In Name Only/Quotes

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"This little boy is Alex, not Kevin, Alex. He doesn't even know Kevin, that's because Kevin isn't in this movie. None of the original characters are in this movie. This is because nothing about this movie has anything to do with Home Alone. Despite the fact that it carries the name Home Alone. So, why is it called Home Alone? BECAUSE IT IS A GODDAMN HORRIBLE MOVIE!"
"Every single word in this title is a lie. There are no teenagers, no mutants, no ninjas, and no turtles. Well, there actually be may turtles - it's hard to tell."
Hardcore Gaming 101, on the Vietnamese bootleg iOS game Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles