It's My Life/Quotes
ITS MY LIFE!
AN: Hi guyz this is my first story its what I think happens iin Portla 3!
——Chapter 1: "RETURN TO PORTAL AN A SUPER HUGE SUPRISE!". Portal 3 was never mentioned after that.
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"Chell" got a "Oh S***!" look on her feces.
——Chapter 2: "GLADOS, SEWISEDED?"
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If onyl I had a powers to solve the test without hurting my companion boob I thout.
——Chapter 5: "CHELLS BOOTY QUAKE REMIX!"
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It was teh end but not happy which meens Im not perfect so Im not a Mary Sue AREEL WRITER or what ever yur name is!
——Chapter 7: "BATTLE OF THE GOTH EMO WAR". There were nine chapters after this one.
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He pulled down his pants an I saw that he had replased his man thingys with... the space an rick cores! "IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!" (Thats from a game called Duke Nukum Forever its funny)
——Chapter 12: "THE FINAL BATTLE"
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PS MARRISSA DIED THAT PROOVES SHES NOT A MARRY SUE OK!
——Chapter 13: "MARRISSAS RESURREKSHUN"
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This story is God. We must worship it. *worships* |
What? It still makes more sense than Scientology.
——The Half World's response to the last line
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I was fightin the bad guys from half life (sorry I never played Halflife so I dont no much a bout it) when a boom happened so I investigated an saw all these bad guys an I looked like you needed some help lol.
——Gordon Freeman shows that Marrissa Did Not Do the Research in Chapter 16: "SHOWDOWN THROWDOWN"
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TEEN FORTRESS 2
A crunchmunch noses started common from my ballsack an I looked in an a saw... Katty was eatin the balls!
——Chapter 2: "SNIPER'S NEW PET"
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"Goodbye Wheetly the dude an Hello Wheatly the Robo Ball!" Cave lolled with mad an mean.
——Chapter 5: "ITS HIS LIFE!"
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"Step an get yur diplomas everone!" Principal Buiseness Man turned to some jerk dudes they was... RING MATER AN THE FALMER TROLLZ!
——Chapter 10: "GRADULATION"
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Logic's editing
We went to the locker room where I found out she was a girl and I stuck my thingie in her you-know-what. (WHAT DID I TOLD YOU!/1? THIS IS A T STORY NUT M SO YOU CANT BE DOIN SEX! ONLY OFFSCREEN!)
——TEEN FORTRESS 2, Chapter 9: "DEAD RAISIN"
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FACE. NOT FECES. FECES MEANS POOP. IT IS THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR POOP.
—Dyralia, on Chapter 11 of ITS MY LIFE!, "RIES OF CHELLGADOS"
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