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{{quote| ''"Must go faster. Must go faster."''}}

An American Actor known for his portrayal of quirky/nerdy characters, as well as his...uh unique form of...uh di-dialogue delivery, which has became one of the most memorable parts of his career, averting the trope that [[Realistic Diction Is Unrealistic]]. He also was the subject of an early [[Memetic Mutation|internet meme]] the late 1990s, in which a screenshot from ''[[The Fly]]'' (1986) was given the caption "Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop!". Uh, yeah.

And he actually is alive, [http://searchengineland.com/jeff-goldblum-is-not-dead-despite-what-google-says-21588 despite what Google tells you]. too, uhm. Same goes for [[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]] and, uh, [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Goldblum]] [http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/220019/june-29-2009/jeff-goldblum-will-be-missed himself], and yeah. Chaos theory.

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=== He appeared in: ===

*  ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479341/ Adam Resurrected'']
*  ''[[The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension]]''
*  ''[[Annie Hall]]'': "I've forgotten my mantra." (don't worry Jeff, [[MST3K Mantra|we've found one for you]]) 
*  ''[[The Big Chill]]''
*  ''[[Captain Planet and the Planeteers]]'': He was Verminous Scumm! Wow. 
*  ''[[Cats and Dogs]]''
*  ''[[The Colbert Report]]'': appears fairly often in early-segment sketches. [[Running Gag|Usually ends the sketch]] with a [[Shameless Self Promoter|blatant plug]] for ''[[Law and Order: Criminal Intent]]''. Once appeared on Colbert after [[Michael Jackson]]'s death (and subsequent copycat rumors of Goldblum's death) to deliver a [[Crowning Moment of Funny|eulogy for]] '''[[Crowning Moment of Funny|himself]]'''.
*  ''[[Death Wish]]'': His first film.
*  ''[[Earth Girls Are Easy]]''
*  ''[[The Fly]]'' (1986 version)
* ''[[Vibes]]''
*  An episode of ''[[Friends]]''
*  ''[[Independence Day]]'': See above. 
*  ''[[Into the Night]]''
*  ''[[Invasion of the Body Snatchers]]'' (1978)
*  ''[[Jurassic Park]]'': Science! is sexy. 
*  ''[[Law and Order: Criminal Intent]]''
*  ''[[The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou]]''
*  ''[[The Prince of Egypt]]''
* ''[[Powder (film)|Powder]]'' (1995 movie)
*  ''[[Raines]]''
*  ''[[The Right Stuff]]''
*  Has hosted two episodes of ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''.
*  Was in an episode of ''[[Sesame Street]]'' as an ''[[Indiana Jones]]'' parody.
*  [[Silverado]]
*  ''[[The Tall Guy]]'' (where he dresses in a rabbit suit and dances!)
*  ''[[Tenspeed And Brown Shoe]]'' 
*  ''[[The Switch]]'', where he plays against type as a smug hard-drinking womanizing executive.
*  ''[[Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!|Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job]]'', where he performs as the ''[[Blue Man Group|Jeff GoldBluMan Group]]''
*  ''[[Top Gear]]'', where he placed a respectable time despite driving the entire course in ''third gear.''
*  ''[[Will and Grace]]'' (a few episodes)
*  ''[[Glee]]''

=== Tropes commonly associated with Jeff Goldblum in [[Real Life]]: ===

*  [[Adorkable]]: Yes. 
*  [[Green-Skinned Space Babe|Blue Furred Space Hunk]]: In ''[[Earth Girls Are Easy]]''.
*  [[Body Horror]]: ''[[The Fly]]''.
*  [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Get him, [[Christopher Walken]], [[John Malkovich]], and [[Crispin Glover]] together, you got a party!
*  [[Gibbering Genius]]: The trope's patron saint. In the interests of space, the trope lists ''exceptions'' for Jeff Goldblum rather than examples.
*  [[Nerds Are Sexy]]: You want him. Don't deny it. 
*  [[Running Gag]]: "Must go faster." He finds a way to shoehorn that line into most of his roles
*  [[Tall, Dark and Handsome]] At 6'4.5", he's one of the tallest A-List actors in Hollywood, second only to Tim Robbins' 6'5".

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