John Morrison: Difference between revisions

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** Particularly apparent at Elimination Chamber 2011. Despite being one of the first two guys out, and taking ''by far'' the most amounts of punishment, [[Cast from Hit Points|some of it self inflicted]], he ''still'' managed to last until the last five minutes of the match.

* [[Dirty Coward]]: Heel.

* [[Distaff Counterpart]]: While not exactly the same, both he and <s>ex-</s>girlfriend Melina are known as rather limber, flexible, and acrobatic wrestlers. They're also both [[Tall, Dark and Handsome]] (OK, Melina ain't so tall), both have the ability to [[Even the Girls Want Her|invalidate]] [[Even the Guys Want Him|orientation]], and even wear [http://www.wwepictures.co.cc/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/WWE-Handsome-Hunk-John-Morrison.jpg similar][http://images.askmen.com/photos/melina-perez/63898.jpg ring gear.]

* [[Distaff Counterpart]]: While not exactly the same, both he and <s>ex-</s>girlfriend Melina are known as rather limber, flexible, and acrobatic wrestlers. They're also both [[Tall, Dark and Handsome]] (OK, Melina ain't so tall), both have the ability to [[Even the Girls Want Her|invalidate]] [[Even the Guys Want Him|orientation]], and even wear [http://www.wwepictures.co.cc/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/WWE-Handsome-Hunk-John-Morrison.jpg similar]{{Dead link}}[http://images.askmen.com/photos/melina-perez/63898.jpg ring gear.]

* [[Dropped a Bridge on Him]]: Went from Number One contender at the beginning of the year, to something of a [[Jobber]] at the end of it. All due to what happened during the [[Wrestlemania]] period. Even his last match was something of a [[Curb Stomp Battle]].

* [[Estrogen Brigade Bait]]: Beyond those abs, he is sexy on many, many, many levels.