Kavorka Man/Quotes

You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack.

You can just tell she's having a hard time believing Curtis is half the sexual dynamo he claims to be.

—Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler, Let's Play Phantasmagoria 2

Bender: (on Henry Kissinger) Is he any good?

President Nixon's Head: Looking like that, he talked his way into Jill StJohn's bed. Enough said.

—Futurama, "War Is The H-Word"