Kinderen geen bezwaar

Kinderen geen bezwaar ("Children no objection") is a Dutch sitcom, developed by the VARA and written by Haye van der Heyden. The premise is that Gerard van Doorn and Maud Zegers, each having a kid from their last marriage, meet through a personal ad and re-marry to each other. The comedy derives partially from Gerard's unmanly behavior, and partially from the cast's Medium Awareness.

The series ran from 2004 to 2013.

Tropes used in Kinderen geen bezwaar include:

As Himself
- Hans Klok in the episode "Hans Klok" (Season 3, episode 8)
- Rafaëlla Paton in the episode "Rafaëlla" (Season 7, episode 11)
- Chantal Janzen in the episode "Mijn ideaal, mijn ideaal" (Season 2, episode 4)
- Jim Bakkum in the episode "Jim" (Season 2, episode 27)
- Anita Witzier in the episode "Anita Witzier" (Season 5, episode 24)
Clip Show: In the 200th episode "Tweehonderd !!" (Season 8, episode 10), Maud has a client who is addicted to watching Kinderen geen bezwaar. She has every episode on tape and they watch fragments of old episodes.
Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy
- The main married couple, Gerard and Maud.
  - Maud has a job, while Gerard takes care of the household. Gerard
  - Maud likes to watch thrillers, but Gerard cries when Bambi is killed.
  - When they married, Gerard wore a white suit, while Maud wore a black dress.
- Gerard's son Daan, versus Inke de Jong.
- Maud's daughter Julia, versus Tom Wijsman.
Medium Awareness: In the episode "We leven in de televisie" (Season 6, episode 13), Gerard discovers a Continuity Error. That way he finds out he lives in a television program.
Recursive Reality: See Clip Show above.