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* After pretending to be a possessed homeless man for most of the play, Edgar cures his father Gloucester of being [[Driven to Suicide]] by tricking him into thinking that he's jumped off a cliff, and then goes on to win a swordfight against the [[Magnificent Bastard]] (literally) Edmund. And all is right in the land! [[Bittersweet Ending|Kinda]]. |
* After pretending to be a possessed homeless man for most of the play, Edgar cures his father Gloucester of being [[Driven to Suicide]] by tricking him into thinking that he's jumped off a cliff, and then goes on to win a swordfight against the [[Magnificent Bastard]] (literally) Edmund. And all is right in the land! [[Bittersweet Ending|Kinda]]. |
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* This troper has always loved the First Servant from that play. A nameless servant of Cornwall watches sees his master [[Eye Scream|gouge out Gloucester's eyes]], and draws his sword, shouting: |
* This troper has always loved the First Servant from that play. A nameless servant of Cornwall watches sees his master [[Eye Scream|gouge out Gloucester's eyes]], and draws his sword, shouting: |
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{{quote|Hold your hand, my lord! |
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I have served you ever since I was a child, |
I have served you ever since I was a child, |
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But better service have I never done you |
But better service have I never done you |
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Than now to bid you hold. }} |
Than now to bid you hold. }} |
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** He then ''duels his master and fatally wounds him'', dying only when Regan stabs him in the back. This was a [[Badass Bystander|completely nondescript background character]], defeating and killing one of the villains for no reason other than a sense of right and wrong that most of the play's named characters lack. |
** He then ''duels his master and fatally wounds him'', dying only when Regan stabs him in the back. This was a [[Badass Bystander|completely nondescript background character]], defeating and killing one of the villains for no reason other than a sense of right and wrong that most of the play's named characters lack. |
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* Kent's absolute ''evisceration'' of Oswald in 2.2. |
* Kent's absolute ''evisceration'' of Oswald in 2.2. |
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{{quote|'''Oswald:''' What dost thou know me for? |
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'''Kent:''' A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition. |
'''Kent:''' A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition. |
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'''Oswald:''' Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail on one that is neither known of thee nor knows thee! |
'''Oswald:''' Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail on one that is neither known of thee nor knows thee! |
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'''Kent:''' What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou knowest me! Is it two days ago since I tripped up thy heels, and beat thee before the king? Draw, you rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon shines; I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you: draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger, draw. }} |
'''Kent:''' What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou knowest me! Is it two days ago since I tripped up thy heels, and beat thee before the king? Draw, you rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon shines; I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you: draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger, draw. }} |
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** And let's not forget slightly later: |
** And let's not forget slightly later: |
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{{quote|'''Kent:''' Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him. Spare my gray beard, you wagtail? |
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Latest revision as of 13:01, 7 August 2014
- After pretending to be a possessed homeless man for most of the play, Edgar cures his father Gloucester of being Driven to Suicide by tricking him into thinking that he's jumped off a cliff, and then goes on to win a swordfight against the Magnificent Bastard (literally) Edmund. And all is right in the land! Kinda.
- This troper has always loved the First Servant from that play. A nameless servant of Cornwall watches sees his master gouge out Gloucester's eyes, and draws his sword, shouting:
Hold your hand, my lord! |
- He then duels his master and fatally wounds him, dying only when Regan stabs him in the back. This was a completely nondescript background character, defeating and killing one of the villains for no reason other than a sense of right and wrong that most of the play's named characters lack.
- Kent's absolute evisceration of Oswald in 2.2.
Oswald: What dost thou know me for? |
- And let's not forget slightly later:
Kent: Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him. Spare my gray beard, you wagtail? |