Kingsman: The Secret Service/Awesome

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Pick a fight scene, any fight scene! Special mentions go to:

  • The rescue of Professor Arnold. Lancelot effortlessly defeats a room full of villains (without spilling the whiskey), and then Gazelle drops in and effortlessly defeats him.
  • "Manners...(clack!) Maketh...(clack!) Man. (clunk!) Galahad and later Eggsy, during the credits lock a pack of ne'er-do-wells in a bar with themselves and show them how true gentlemen fight. The opening move: hooking a glass with their Parasol of Pain and whipping it into the leader's face.
  • Galahad takes out an entire church -- with his gun at first, and then with his fists, and then with guns, knives, and axes taken from members of the congregation, and as ammunition runs out and proper weapons get broken or stuck in people, suitably sharp and/or heavy pieces of broken furniture. He was Not Himself at the time, but the skill was all his.
  • Roxy becomes Lancelot and overcomes her fear of heights to shoot down a satellite with a Cold War relic high-altitude balloon rig.
  • Merlin shows that he's as much a Kingsman as any of them when he takes out the guards pursuing Eggsy to the plane.