Labyrinth/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The worm's final line.
  • "Your mother is a fragging aardvark!"
  • Just as Hoggle is ready to rush to Sarah's rescue in the forest, Jareth (his employer) shows up. Hoggle's claim that he's just trying to lead the girl out of the Labyrinth -- as he's supposed to -- doesn't fool the suave villain at all. In fact, noticing that Hoggle's beloved pouch of gems is gone from his belt, he even rubs it in...

Jareth (mock-sympathetically): Oh dear, poor Hoghead!

Hoggle: Hoggle...

Jareth: (almost whispering into his ear): I've just noticed that your lovely jewels are missing.

  • In beginning, when Sarah is playacting that she's about to ask the Goblin King to take away her baby-step-brother, the scene is interspersed with a shot of various goblins eagerly waiting for the magic words...and getting annoyed and disappointed whenever she gets it wrong.